What could Square Enix do to make KH3 a total disaster?

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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    I say, if they pull the whole "IT WAS ALL A DREAM" thing, they'd piss so many people off.

    Also, if they never address Sora's mom.
     
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  3. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    If KH3 was not the actual game they were releasing but another spin off that got mistakenly referred to as KH3 somewhere along the line.
     
  4. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Its already my fear that KHIII will be disappointing.
    I mean, not bad like 358/2 Days kind of bad but disappointing as in lets say KHII or Dream Drop Distance disappointing.
     
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    Change every main character's voice actor.
    Include a bogus time-travel plot.
    Take away all exploration of environments (basically, each world is just a straight path from goal to goal.)
    Sora's not the main character.
    Auto-saves.
    Bring back Wonderland.
    Game's Xbox One exclusive.

    Shall I go on?
     
  6. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    More time travel
    Not enough Terra
    Too much Ven
    Not enough Aqua
    Too much Xion
    Kairi doing nothing (SERIOUSLY SHE BETTER KICK SOME ASS)
    No info on the rest of the organization members and their fates
     
  7. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Fuuuuccck, I didn't even play this yet haha.

    Also, this game would be completely ruined if it didn't have another Sephiroth optional boss battle.

    Also, I want data battles (just like in KH2:FM) of EVERYONE. All of Org. XII, Terra, Aqua, Ven, Kairi, Riku, Donald, Goofy, Mickey, Utada Hikaru, Jesus, Baby Jesus, Super Saiyan 3 Jesus, Allah, Maleficent, Maleficent's ballsack, Tetsuya Nomura, Tetsuya Nomura's ballsack, etc.
     
  8. SynK Destiny Islands Resident

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    Anything involving the word "deck".
     
  9. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Oh God. Idea.

    2v1. You vs Sephiroth & Kefka.
     
  10. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    If it became something like Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII.



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  11. Mish smiley day!

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    Actually, I'd be pretty annoyed if she were somehow an amazing keyblade wielding action girl out of nowhere.. Not everyone has to be a fighter. It was awkward enough when Riku magically handed her a keyblade out of his ass.

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    I doubt this is going to happen lol.
     
  12. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Inb4 Hatok post

    Oh and its already gonna be a disaster.
     
  13. C This silence is mine

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    At this point, I'd be more than happy if they revealed it was all a dream, and that Sora has been braindead in the pod from the end of CoM.
     
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    release it 7 years from now
     
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    Establish romantic relationships.
     
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    you're right
     
  17. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    The combat now focuses on Reaction Commands. All enemies must be finished off with reaction commands. If you fail you die.

    There are 5 Disney Worlds. You must do them over 5 times throughout the game

    We at Square Enix are proud to announce Day 1 DLC. Pre order from EB Games to get the "I payed for this" Keyblade.

    We have also decided to throw 70% of our resources to an expansive online multiplayer mode where you can play with your friends. The Singleplayer will be 3 hours long.

    Aqua will NOT appear in this game

    We have replaced all spells with Reflega. It is encouraged that you use Reflega throughout the whole game. We have changed the square button into the reflega button.

    We are proud to announce that we have brought back that ******ed MP recharging thing. That was cool and innovating right?

    We still refuse to bring back Trinity symbols

    We will no longer be using decks(this is gonna happen and I'm still pissed off)
     
  18. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    You mean Xehanort?
     
  19. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    I think he means Xehanort.
     
  20. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    No, but I want this.