I don't mean little short ones, I mean those jokes you get fowarded in the mail, or see on Comedy Central. Know any good ones?
When you're doing stand-up, it's good not to use joke that you heard from someone else. Anyways: Do you know any sodium jokes? Na
I had a friend once. When he was born, his parents didn't know what to name him, so they called him "Odd". Now Odd had things pretty rough through school, and even when he had a job, because people laughed at his name. But one day, he meet a girl, who loved him just the way he was. They had a great life, but Odd was still being made fun of where ever he went. He looked to his wife on his 60th birthday and told her, "I'm gonna die soon. And when I do, could you not put my name on the stone?" Well, his wife kept to her word, and when he finally passed, his wife, true to her word, did not put his name on it but wrote, "Beloved husband." Now even today when people go to pay respects to their loved ones, they will pass a tomb stone with no name and will think to themselves, "Isn't that odd?" Yea, not that good but it gave me a laugh.
