Spoiler No but really, I' m more like : - Hi, I' ll have a big coffee please. - Which kind of coffee (which I' m never ever asked) ? - The regular kind. If it' s for breakfast I' ll just ask some milk with it. I' d order it in a typical French café though, not your hipster Starbucks. And I don' t mind vending machine coffee, stereotypes be damned. This is totally how my dad would react though : Spoiler