Welp I did it I bought Minecraft

WELL I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE A BIG EXPANSIVE DO WHATEVER TYPE GAME BACK THEN LIKE 6 YEARS AGO

BUT FUCK ME RIGHT?

 

Yeah no I just started fuckin' playing it and it's actually decent on its own I want to enjoy it that way first

plus considering all of the videos RoosterTeeth managed to squeeze out of the gimped 360 version, I would just feel like a loser going "I NEED MORE STUFF TO DO"

RIGHT?

 

That's exactly what vanilla is. No mods or anything.

 

I had fun with that game for like two days... then I never touched it.

 

That's cause you lack imagination and the desire for freedom. Enjoy your confined mindset, Ameriscum. c:

 

I don't have the patience for Minecraft.

 

Yet you have the patience for me?

 

Do I ?

 

I dunno. We can go out for dinner and then you can tell me.

 

Skype dinner for two?

 

Sure thing, love.

 

Welp somebody just hooked up in my thread

HERE LET ME COOK YOU A STEAK SINCE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT NOW *BANGS SOME MEAT & CHARCOAL TOGETHER*

 

I never saw the appeal of minecraft outside of logic gates. Monument building is pretty much a pointless, uncreative grind and the physics exploits are really only worth a couple of hours of attention tops. But with redstone gates at least you can practice something that might be worthwhile to you at some point in your life.

 

Glad somebody posted 'cause I have an update:

I have a cat

and it's exactly like my real cat



I just found out that you can't open your chest when an animal's on it

 

It seems that Kitty has fallen to the madness as well. If even our mightiest members are turning to insanity, what hope do the rest of us have?

Actually, it's only cats that do that.

 

I'd just like to point out that she was already pretty insane.

 

Suggesting I was sane before this.

Quite.

 

Psst, we should try and play together at some point. [/scurries off] ​