Well, We're Out Of Cheerios....

you'd have to have a pretty hard arm to do that with small plastic cups

 

And you're killing for Cheerios... X)

My thoughts exactly...

Also, you can try using this pic to trick them into sticking a gun into their mouths and pulling the trigger, you can say it's suicide and you get off scot free.


^It's an ice-gun-pop-thing...

 

if you think it's dark to kill for cherrios, wait till you see the reasons I would kill hurt someone

 

Simple, first give them some alcohol- even if you spike (:lolface:) their morning drinks. Then you put yogurt on the floor so they slip over bang their heads and then you come along and throw another pot of yogurt at them to knock them out, that's when you drag their bodies to a nearby lake and throw them in, the police will think they fell in drunk >:3

I'm not usually this evil.

 

first he would need some alchohol. I would say just grab a broom or something and then whack them to death.

 

I'll say. Just one problem...

How do you explain the yogurt if they're drunk. If you intoxicated, you don't usually go for a cup of the stuff...

Also, wear gloves at all times Spike. Fingerprints can spoil everything... >:3

 

or have a friend do it while you just tell him it's a game, and have him take the fall for you

 

Or invite said friend to a bar, pay for all his drinks, THEN tell him to do it and afterward tell him to kill himself too.

Problem solved.
and I think the only thing i'd kill for is love... if I HAD a lover that is D:

 

Oh, you.

This is not a problem, believe you me :P

Would now be a bad time to point out that I found the waffle iron? .__.

I forgot that I keep it in my room (for good reason) >.>

Silly things, right? :sweatdrop:

 

but a waffle iron is so medeival, I say grab a sword or something. Or maybe grab your computer or tv and drop it on them all at once and claim it was an accident

 

-_-'

We're helping you plan a goddamn murder, Spike.
You screw with me, and i'll walk out RIGHT NOW.

 

Everyone needs a waffle iron in their room O.o Are you going to waffle iron their faces?

 

Too obvious.

Are you going to waffle iron effigies of their faces? :lolface:

 

M'kay.
First, you go out and buy bamboo seeds. Plant them in your backyard, under a tree that is strong enough to hold two people.
Then, place a frying pan in the oven. Let it get extremely hot, then take it out with a towel or something.
When they return home, catch them by surprise and hit them in the face with it, knocking them unconscious and burning their faces. Next, find a rusty knife. Inscribe the words "WHERE ARE MY CHEERIOS?" on their backs. Then throw a bucket of ice cold water on them, to increase the pain.
Now get some rope, and tie them to earlier said tree. Make sure they're exactly under the growing bamboos. If everything went well, the bamboos have grown already. They are known to grow extremely fast. Get a knife and cut the top of the bamboos at a slant, so it's sharp at the top. Now you wait as the bamboo will slowly pierce your parents till they bleed to death. When they have died skin them to the bone and create furniture and clothing from their bodies. Be creative.

 

dang, that sounds like something you see in Criminal minds or something. Or you could do what the knights did before. Get a rock, carve it out so you've got a flat bottom and 2 slanted sides. Tie your parents on some rope and connect a heavy rock to their legs and they'll slowly come down, very slowly being split in half.
Saw this on 1000 ways to die

 

Damn... remind me never to piss you off. o-0

 

This .

 

You know, now that things have come this far, that's slowly starting to make a bit of sense.

 

don't worry, he'll never find you

 

Why aren't you on Death note game? Your kills would be amazing if that's anything to go by.