Well then.

I love how my nieces (who are four and six) have their own iPads before I do.

 

It's a sad world we live in...

 

Implying you should ever own an iPad.

 

This (unless you don't buy it yourself) - I was given one as a gift by a family friend who has a little more money than we do. The price is absurd, I would never buy one and I don't know why anyone else would. My computer was about $100 cheaper.

 

I was gonna say for you to steal them... but it would just be like taking candy from a babby. :c

 

childhood's end

 

I'm just iffy on the idea that children that young should have technology that's that expensive. When I was that age, I was barely allowed to touch my father's computer.

 

Children these days are less likely to piss all over the computer thinking it was a toilet.
Basically they're more familiar with the ins and outs.

 

Do you hear that?

. . . It's the sound of my heart being smashed into infinite pieces.​

 

My half-sister, who just turned nine, has an iPad. It wouldn't bother me if her instagram username didn't have the word "swag" in it.

 

Any time a girl has swag in her username regardless of her age I assume that "she ratchet"

 

This expression always makes me laugh for some reason.

Maybe it's because I think of Bob Cratchit, and then Tiny Tim. I then envision someone walking with a limp and falling over dramatically.

. . .​

 

I think of the 3:00 mark in this video

 

My six and eight-year-old cousins have a tablet and a 3DS. I have a broken iPod touch ;.;