Well, it's that time of the month.

Time for me to venture into the woods and kill something so that I may devour it's flesh in hopes that it will make the gods of pain grace me by leaving me the hell alone.

No luck so far.

 

I want to kill things too! But I have no idea why at this point in the month O.o

 

What things do you usually kill?

 

this is what i read

 

Replace 'sitting' with 'stabbing' and you've got it.

 

That's what you get for not being pregnant. Next time, either get pregnant or receive hormone therapy to induce menopause. Sure, both of those options are expensive, permanent, and probably very painful for a longer amount of time, but they're options nonetheless.

 

Or I could strangle you. That might make me feel better.

 

I know how you feel.

 

Next week for me. It's like having an alarm clock set for tomorrow morning and knowing that when that alarm goes off, it's going to be the worst moment of your morning. And you can visualize the moment that alarm goes off because your alarm went off yesterday morning too. And the dread just sits there.

Now replace "waking up in the morning" with "stabbing pain in the uterus" and you're good to go.

 

stop talking about your bleeding vaginas you gross nerds

 

And here I thought we were talking about werewolves issues.
I am disapoint.

 

Go to the bathroom and turn out the lights. Face the mirror and say "Bloody Vagina" three times. Turn in a circle and you will be possessed by the Spirit of the Bloody Vagina.

 

I feel "that time of month" should be personal holidays off from school and work.

 

but that sounds scary ):

 

Yeah. And it hurts.

 

Why is it not?


Petition, anyone?

 

And all women who are in sync should stay away from each other. This will easily reduce body counts :3

 

In lieu of possible confusion, it's not the women who'd be killing each other. They'd become an unstoppable force and all men who cross their path would perish.

 

All men who blame the woman's bad temper on her period will be the first to go >:3 even if it is true.

 

I never said anything about temper. You can kill someone without having a temper >:3 I'm a janegirl so I should be on your side ^^ Let's destroy the men together, yes?