Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, khv

I'm so tough
I stopped myself from smirking at the Dalk/n00b argument occurring.​

 

Please go on ahead.

 

Suck on that one, Darkhelment.

*goes on ahead* ​

 

i walk away without looking at the explosion behind me /fail D:

 

Getting closer here.

 

Stats Unchanged.

 

i hate cookies

 

Alright, go on in.

 

your floors better not be covered in ice cubes before i go in, those things are bitches

 

Fine then, ignore me.

I didn't want into to your cissy little bar anyway.

 

I'm so tough even my age is measured in Newton.

 

I'm so tough, when I stubbed my toe I only cried for 20 minutes.

 

Not tough enough.

Go on in.

 

Ignored. Twice.

My toughness is so great that could (and has) swamp a mouse causing it minor breathing difficulties.

 

Minor breathing difficulties to a mouse? Nice try.

 

I'm so tough I cured my own constipation with a fish hook.

 

I am so tough that

Spoiler

THE GAME

 

Oh god. Please, just go in.

 

IN, NOW a

 

I'm so tough, I cried during Titanic. Yeah right.