Through careful analysis and tiring trial and error, I have concluded that 2w * s = 4w/h adequately expains wedgies per situation as shown on average per WEEK. w = wedgies s = embarrassing situation h = week let's look at an example yes? 2(1) * 2 = 4(1)(1) or further yet. 2(15) * 30 = 4(15)(15) I'm so sleep deprived. I may actually power nap and then wake up shortly after to see how crazy this sounds/looks. Good night.
You just made something so simple like wedgies into something difficult, meaning even the bullies won't do it anymore. Congrats.