We need to help Jay fix his controller!

pssstjayisme

>Feels sticky (YEAH THIS IS A GREAT START)
>Buttons won't raise up fast enough
>Analog stick might have a block- character changes speeds while moving forward from full run to I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP MOM speeds

ANNND

>have no rubbing alcohol

LET'S DO THIS.

 

Gently smash it with a hammer. If percussive maintenance proves unsuccessful, buy a new controller.

 

What console is the controller from?

 

Steal a new controller.

Or well, just try to get some wet paper towels. or sumthing

 

He actually fixed it already.

 

Don't you know how to rob a bank?

 

My favourite part is the part where Jiku already suggested the hammer and I already suggested robbing a bank to buy a new one and taking it apart and using wet toilet paper.

 

But he didn't use the jam Jiku.

Or any of these other good suggestions we had. I don't see why he even bothered asking.

// crosses arms and glares disapprovingly //

 

Make a thread talking about it on the internet.