we just got Comcast Xfinity and holy ****

HOLY ****

 

You're going to regret that when something goes wrong and their customer service insists that your modem is just off.

 

In a few months, call them up saying you want to cancel your service with them. They will give you free stuff like crazy.

The only time xFinity cares about their customers is when they believe they're going to lose any bit of money.

 

Meanwhile, I'm stuck with dropping internet because for whatever reason, Centurylink (who has a pretty good customer service) doesn't want to give me a decent modem and wireless router.

Then again, it's better that I bought one anyway instead of renting.

 

both of these can be applied to literally any provider

 

And by any provider, you mean the 3

 

there's more than just Rogers Telus and Shaw, aren't there?

 

WHOA. I SEE ALL THIS STUFF TELLIN' YA HOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM

AND I'M LIKE

THE AMOUNT OF VIDEO YOU CAN STREAM IS ABSOLUTE GOD TIER

THAT TEST IS MASTURBATORY

 

nowhere near as good as this

 

Jerome is here to run the internet

 

and yet you're not playing league with us. the fuck man?

 

They got some explaining to do. We switched to it and I swear my internet got like 10 times slower

 

How I felt going from Brighthouse to FiOS

 

I remember one time I had almost 1mb up

 

Half that.

Half... That....

:C

 

I remember dial-up.

 

I remember sneaking dial up. NEVER A GOOD IDEA

 

What possessed you to do such a thing in the first place?

 

Didn't have internet, had a computer, my mother wouldn't permit us to use dial up even though she used it, so we sneaked it when she was at work.

TURNS OUT

YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT YOU DID THAT

 

i remember aol's dial up would screw up at midnight and if you were a kid with a few hours of internet allowance, maybe like 2, it would screw up and say -85124981290581092 but you would never be kicked off
so then you accidentally were up all night and didn't realize it until it was like 5am
yeah it was cool