Watch me destroy the world with MATH!!!

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  1. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    OK now:

    0*1 = 0
    and
    0*2 = 0

    SO: this means that

    0*1 = 0*2

    Do you agree so far? Good, now pay attention. This is where I break the laws of physics.

    0/0*1 = 0/0*2

    THEREFORE:

    1 = 2

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  2. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    You need to learn some basic math.
     
  3. Stardust Chaser

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    Actually, since 0*1 and 0*2 both equal zero, 1 =/= 2, but 0 = 0 because 0/0*1 = 0/0*2 = 0/0 and 0/0, which is zero according to the same weird logic. At the most, you could stretch and say it's one because any number over itself in a fraction is one, but that still won't work because that stretches logic that already doesn't make sense.

    In simple terms, the real answer is undefined. My calculator stops working with the first multiplication sign.
    Good day to you, sir!
     
  4. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I remember I tried to do this, except I had like three paragraphs of numbers.
     
  5. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    2+2=4
    2.3+2.3=4.6
    If you round it
    2+2=5.
    That's why you never estimate.
     
  6. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    1+1=tree

    It is an undeniable fact.
     
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    no with fairies 2+2= fish
     
  8. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    I remember that when I put 3+3 into my calculator it came up as 3, cause 3 is a magic number.
     
  9. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    In Soviet Russia, Stalin would kill you.
     
  10. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    2+2=chair.
     
  11. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    y=Square Enix whoring out Final Fantasy VII yet again.
     
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    Screw the world.
    Watch me destroy my GPA with math.
     
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  14. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    I think you mean 6/9.
     
  15. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to What? again.
     
  16. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Sigging this.
     
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  18. Always Dance Chaser

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    I'll see your funny homework and raise you another funny homework.
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  19. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    That reminds me of when I got extra credit on my physics paper.
    Word for word, it started out as "Einstein proved that the phrase 'time is relative' is more than just a saying, like Hakuna Matata (it means no worries)"
    I also got a smiley face.
     
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