Want to pretend you are kissing your long-distance lover?

Well, without kissing your hand with make-up on it.

Here's the "Kissinger"

That is both really sweet and incredibly disturbing.

And I know about the typo in the thread title...

 

Oh god they're going to make something like this that can lick soon. I can tell.

 

But it doesn't have a tongue? Psh

 

I'll admit that was my first thought seeing it.

 

I'm sorry but this is the creepiest **** I've ever seen before

 

That is highly disturbing. Imagine if someone hacked it.

 

Just a note for whoever didn't read the original article, that's only the concept prototype or whatever, not the final version.

I'm thinking they'd know that kissing a shaved potato isn't too intimate....for the larger amount of people that is.

 

Who would invest money in this?

 

Quite a few people, actually.

 

I shudder to think of the final version in action.

 

I- wha- why... I can't. I just can't. What is this I don't even... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsrK6P9QvI

 

Touching as a concept, disturbing in action. Nope.

 

I'd tap that.

 

Can I have it kiss my thingie down there

 

Why would you want it to kiss your foot?

 

It's my biggest fetish.




Plus, no one wants to kiss my feet whenever I ask. : [

 

You gotta present it with better subtlety.

Seductively pull a lace cloth from it and whisper "We both know that you and I want this to happen."

 

Of course it is.

 

...

 

...