Wanna know something frightening?

Realizing that somebody who you thought was way older than you is younger than you.
/looksatmisty/

 

Careful. Look at her the wrong way and the bobbies will be after you.

 

read that as "her boobies" and i was concerned about the potential rape that could've occured.

 

So...

 

well, i read it as

 

They do look quite vicious.

 

they could peck yer eyes out or something. i hope she keeps em in a cage

 

KITTY.
/tacklehugs

 

I didn't know you were into that type of thing.

SOMEONE IS INVADING MY CYBER-SPACE!

 

I swear I'm not, these hugs are for science.

 

that just happened to me with a boy im interested in
i dont really care tho f social norms

 

People are always surprised at how old I am

Not sure why

 

This post is in deserving of some rep.

I should start this system of like, Saxima-rep, or something. Make me laugh, you get a free . . .

Free-something. I'll think of a prize later. idk​

 

Dr Pepper.

 

> sharing dr pepper

Hahaha.​

 

I am sorry! I thought all of that Dr Pepper I took from your house was free ... alas.

 

Goddammit Ash, we're you the one that drank the three of eight liters I had in the cooler? I thought I might have drank them in my sleep or something, but YOU WERE THE REAL CULPRIT.

The punishment for thievery in the Beats Household is chopping off your hands and making you eat your own fingers.

I hope you're ready for that, because if anything, you can bet on it happening.​

 

You mean my space?

 

Well that sounds like a fun evening in Long Island ;)

... But I'm saving myself for you hun =P

 

She can have all the Dr Pepper! ...I don't like the stuff. Fuzzy juice messes with my head. D:

Naw, man. Not Justin Timberlake's space.

Then you will be saving for a very, very, very... multiplied by ∞ ...for a long time..