Walk into bathroom

See giant cockroach on mirror



I don't get paid enough for this

 

Walk into restaurant, walk over to table, see spider bigger than my hand. nope.

true story

 

Clean your ****ing house you mongoloid
Or stop living in the ghetto

 

but he is the ghetto​

 

Spoiler

yup.....

Cockroach >.<

 

Today is Franz Kafka's birthday. (plssomeonegetthereferencepls)

 

Ghetto was reading his books in the bathroom.

 

Agh..... Why did you have to remind me of my....... Nevermind.......

 

Holy shit when I saw the title I thought you were gonna post that picture of the dude sticking his nude ass and genits out of a stall and say "see this what do"

 

are you sure it wasnt just your reflection?

 

Well, did you nuke it ?

 

But hey, it couldn't fly, right?








Right?

 

I'm still here, aren't I?

Unknown, I went back and ended it's life before I could find out.

 

Did you take a flamethrower to it? A Grenade? An RPG? ICBM? Hand Gun? Automatic Rifle? Semi-automatic? Your foot? your Hand? Piledriver? Body Slam? Your shoe? A papertowel w/toilet? Acid? Marvel Superhero? DC Superhero?

.....Your Teeth?

 

How bout a shoe

 

Bug spray .

 

I'm forced to recall the time when it was about 1:00am, and I looked over to my door just in time to see a large roach enter my room and then nearly head into my closet, which would have been awful.

I then spent the next four hours trying to kill it, panicking, and not going near my bed, which it had crawled under.

What a terrible night. I hate bugs.​