Waking up with a huge hangover

yeah man sometimes i just have one too many candy bars

 

two weekends ago i went to my friends' college and we went to a sorority party. we had the most disgusting drinks, peach smirnoff with mountain dew chasers because they didn't have any other sodas (mind you i usually drink straight vodka but my friends cleverly...- _ - mixed all of the vodka with this crappy mountain dew). i hardly ever get drunk drunk i just feel tipsy but i guess i didn't know how much i was drinking because it was mixed so much that before i knew it, it hit me so hard and i could hardly walk like i was stumbling everywhere and i felt so embarrassed and the complete ****. woke up with a major headache and went to ihop lol. never want to do that again i guess it was a "learning" experience.

 

Facebook is good to show you in the silliest of lights.
I've got pics of a prom night, where I'm all tuxedoed up looking decent and so do many other people. Everyone changes their Facebook profile pics to them in a nice dress off suit. Me? I pick a picture of the prom after party, where a load of us are round a girl's house, I'm tired and half asleep on a pizza box in her kitchen. Because that's how I roll.

 

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