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P, who is this Gabriel who claims they are your friend? They've just started having a go at me and insulting me, just because I won't add them to my facebook. I've never seen the person before and I don't add anyone to my facebook who I don't know in real life.
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Makaze said: ↑

I was in there a bit ago and it was inhabited by a wild Gabriel. I soon left as a result of this.
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Midnight Star said: ↑

P, who is this Gabriel who claims they are your friend? They've just started having a go at me and insulting me, just because I won't add them to my facebook. I've never seen the person before and I don't add anyone to my facebook who I don't know in real life.
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What? A troll? Man....

EDIT- It appears that I'm a very boring person.

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Ugh. What has happened with Gabriel? I just saw FKB's recent conversation with him. What's he been telling you guys?

I signed on to find him there yesterday. He found this thread and the Voxli chat using Google. He's a Brazilian looking to practice English, so I spoke with him for a bit.

We don't know each other IRL, or anything similar. I added him to my Facebook so we could remain in contact later, but that's all.

The chat was primarily made for members of KHV to have a place to talk. If Gabriel is driving people away from there, then I will ask for him to either join KHV, or use a different chat. Does this sound reasonable?
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P said: ↑

Ugh. What has happened with Gabriel? I just saw FKB's recent conversation with him. What's he been telling you guys?

I signed on to find him there yesterday. He found this thread and the Voxli chat using Google. He's a Brazilian looking to practice English, so I spoke with him for a bit.

We don't know each other IRL, or anything similar. I added him to my Facebook so we could remain in contact later, but that's all.

The chat was primarily made for members of KHV to have a place to talk. If Gabriel is driving people away from there, then I will ask for him to either join KHV, or use a different chat. Does this sound reasonable?
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Well, yesterday he said he was your friend... I guess it's true now :D
I propose he joins KHV, if he knows about Kingdom Hearts, that is.
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P said: ↑

Ugh. What has happened with Gabriel? I just saw FKB's recent conversation with him. What's he been telling you guys?

I signed on to find him there yesterday. He found this thread and the Voxli chat using Google. He's a Brazilian looking to practice English, so I spoke with him for a bit.

We don't know each other IRL, or anything similar. I added him to my Facebook so we could remain in contact later, but that's all.

The chat was primarily made for members of KHV to have a place to talk. If Gabriel is driving people away from there, then I will ask for him to either join KHV, or use a different chat. Does this sound reasonable?
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And this is how strange crazy people find you and remain in contact with you. Also, I knew he wasn't New Zealand! I knew it. And yes, that sounds reasonable. Ish. Maybe I'll warm up to him eventually like with Makaze. And Cryoshell.

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Firekeyblade said: ↑

And this is how strange crazy people find you and remain in contact with you. Also, I knew he wasn't New Zealand! I knew it. And yes, that sounds reasonable. Ish. Maybe I'll warm up to him eventually like with Makaze. And Cryoshell.
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Makaze is the Calvin Coolidge of the internet

Except when he's not
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Firekeyblade said: ↑

Sforzato said: ↑

Makaze is the Calvin Coolidge of the internet

Except when there are spoilers involved.
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I fixed it for you. XD
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Britishism said: ↑

The internet is now the United States of Makaze

Except when it's not
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What? said: ↑

Sforzato said: ↑

Makaze is the Calvin Coolidge
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This analogy is actually scarily accurate.
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Sforzato said: ↑

Dude, I know you're Claire, but can I be the Graham to your Ladd? Because dear Christ I am so in love right now <3

Let it be known; as of now I am Makaze's official, omnipresent pair of jazz-hands.
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What? said:

Makaze is the sodium and the water is any location, and the resulting explosion is a debate on any such thing.
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Princess ♥ said: ↑

One reason I chose not to give my reasons when voting for Makaze is for one thing, I've dealt with him in the past and when it comes to talking to Makaze he will find a way to prove you wrong even if you are right. This of all things I find to be quite irritating (no offense man, some people just don't mix) so I tend to avoid the subject all together. I agree with what people have been saying about him and I have found his ways of "pulling the strings" suspicious from the start. And tbh even if he is town we will at the very least be able to go back to playing Mafia, not Mafia ft. the overlord Makaze.
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Marushi said: ↑

The only thing that's giving me pause is the fact that this whole situation has placed Makaze in the position of total and ultimate power. We all came to the general consensus that we wanted to vote out The Fuk? on account of inactivity, and Makaze orchestrated this scenario, setting himself up to be the only real voice, undermining the decision of the group to leave the choice up to one individual: himself. And we all, myself included, let him. If that's not sheeping, I don't know what is.

Don't get me wrong, it's a brilliant plan, and I really really hope it pans out. Do you know how great it would be to bag a Mafioso on the first day!?! That like, never happens!!! But even if it works, the fact of the matter is Makaze controls us all.
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Ars Nova said: ↑

The Mafia Faction receives a Moral Victory for enduring Makaze's bullshit.
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Myst said: ↑

The Government is shutting down for a little bit guys
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And who thought it was a good idea to reelect the guy who caused this? This is why I am an anarchist. This is so stupid.
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What? said:

I finished the cookiie t.t only food in the house
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Amaury said:

Everyone has their ways.

I myself don't care. You could see me naked if you wanted. LOL!
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I don't believe that you are with all your talk of being completely apathetic and all. But yes, I've gotten used to you.

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Dig a deep hole out in the middle of nowhere. Make sure the first hole is at least 6-8' deep, and 10'x10' long/wide. Go miles away, to another isolated location, and dig a 6' deep hole (it doesn't need to be wide). Repeat that process a third time, digging a second 6' deep hole miles away in an isolated location. You will have to drive around the boonies a little more, putting distance between the other holes (more miles), and then dig 40 3-4' holes, decently far apart from each other, maybe an acre or two.

You will also some sort of place set up, a house or a cabin or something, along with a large tub with a drain and enough alcohol to fill said tub. You will also need to salt the alcohol (rubbing alcohol and the like, not drinkable booze) enough to be opaque.

From here on out, make sure you are constantly wearing a set of gloves that are thick enough to conceal your fingerprints but thin enough to allow you to work (thick plastic doctors gloves are good, make sure you get the thickest kind as fingerprints show through the thin ones) or thin leather gloves.

Go the the targets' house, knock them unconcious somehow, do it with gases or poisons, do it with a blunt object, whatever is best for you.

Have the trunk/back of a ******, disposable car/van covered in plastic sheeting. Make sure you have a set of disposable plates as well (and if you can afford it, have a second set of fake plates under the seat so you can switch in case you think you have been seen).

Put the targets in there. Tie them securely and gag their mouths in case they wake up prematurely. Drive them out to the first hole in the boonies.

You will have to kill them now. The best way to do this would be to dig out their throats with a knife. The blood will drain quickest this way. Do the killing and all the work after that in the hole (this is why it is so big). You have to allow the blood to drain, and this way all the blood will be underground so soil tests will be negative.

You are also going to need an electric concrete saw, a soldering iron, a power generator, some lye, big dirty lock or wire cutters, a wrench, a hammer, 3 tupperware containers, green garbage bag, a mortar and pestle, and a couple changes of clothes and shoes. Don't buy it all at the same place. Keep the clothes and shoes seperate from everything else, and clean.

Shave off any major body hair (since they are females, head, groin should be all you have to worry about), make sure you collect it and keep it in a container.

Use the cutters to clip off the fingertips and toetips. make sure you get all of the nails. the first joint underneath the nail is a good cutting point. Collect those in the second container.

Pull the teeth out with the wrench. Make sure you get the entire root and don't just break it off at the gum. Collect those in the third container.

Proceed to use the saw to cut the bodies up. Make cuts at the neck, the shoulders, the elbows, the wrists, the kneecaps, and the ankles. Keep the heads, the hands and the feet. Leave the rest in the hole. Cover them evenly with with a couple inches of lye, and then cover the hole.

Wrap the hands, feet and heads in some plastic and put them in the trunk along with everything else. Remove your dirty clothes, and put them in a garbage bag. if you did it right, your body won't be too filthy. change into clean clothes. make sure you never get in the car with bloody clothes or gloves or shoes. put the garbage bag in the trunk as well(make sure you still have the tarp you transported them here in).

Drive to your second hole, put the hands and feet in it (remove the plastic and put it with your dirty clothes), cover them in lye, and bury them.

Drive to the third hole. Take the heads, and make sure the plastic you wrapped them in is tightly secured. Use the hammer to smash the heads until it is in many pieces and extremely liquidy. Remove the remains of the heads from the plastic as best you can without getting covered in liquids. make sure it all falls into the hole. Cover it with lye and bury it. Put the nasty plastic in the garbage bag.

Drive to your area with the smaller holes acres apart. Take the fingers and toes and, using the soldering iron, burn off their finger and toeprints. seperately bury each finger and toe in one of these holes, covering it with a bit of lye. you may as well use the rest of the lye here as you don't need it anymore. throw the empty bag in your trunk.

In your trunk you should have a bloody concrete saw, a probably bloody hammer, a nasty wrench, a nasty, fleshy soldering iron, bloody lock/wire cutters, a garbage bag full of bloody clothes and plastic, an empty lye bag, 3 tupperware containers, one with hair, one with teeth, and one empty and bloody. The power generator needn't have been in the hole with you at the first scene, so it shouldn't have gotten bloody. If it is clean you can keep it in the back seat.

Drive to your house/cabin. Disassemble the saw, the soldering iron, the cutters, and the wrench. unscrew every bit that is unscrewable, break apart the bits that aren't. Fill the tub up with alcohol and salt. Dump the disassembled pieces, along with the hammer, into the tub. If you used a blunt object to render the victims unconscious, put it in there as well. Allow them to sit overnight. The next day, drain the alcohol/salt/blood solution, and as it is almost finished draining rinse ammonia over the pieces in the tub (make sure you wear a mask while doing so). gather them up and dispose of them in the trash. they should be completely clean of any DNA evidence. If the power generator got bloody, do the same with it.

Now, take the teeth, and using the mortar and pestle, grind them up into the finest powder. You can just toss the dust over a cliff or in a lake or anything. Scrub out the mortar and pestle, break it apart, and throw it in the garbage.

Now, take a metal drum, and fill it with the victims hair, the 3 empty plastic tupperware containers, the garbage bag with dirty plastic and your change of clothes, the clothes that you have been wearing since the second hole (they shouldn't be overly filthy but dump them anyway), the tarp that is lining your trunk, the upholstry of the trunk, and the empty lye bag. Pour gasoline over them, and set them on fire. Let it burn, and it should all be completely vaporized (stay away; it'll stink like hell!)

Change the plates on your car if you haven't already, and sell it to a chop shop. Use cash and fake I.Ds for all transactions. You will have left no evidence and if you keep your mouth shut, even if some of the body parts are chanced upon, you will never get caught and the victim will never be identified.

DISCLAIMER: The above information is for educational and entertainment purposes only. I will not be held responsible for misuse of said information.
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So FKB can get away with ritually sacrificing her cousin. (And Makaze wanted it for some reason.)
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Apparently, Makaze wants to use it. (:

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Saxima said: ↑

Apparently, Makaze wants to use it. (:
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Read it, rather. Slip of the tongue; you know...
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Sforzato said: ↑

Makaze is the Calvin Coolidge of the internet

Except when he's not
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Firekeyblade said: ↑

Sforzato said: ↑

Makaze is the Calvin Coolidge of the internet

Except when there are spoilers involved.
Click to expand...

I fixed it for you. XD
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Britishism said: ↑

The internet is now the United States of Makaze

Except when it's not
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What? said: ↑

Sforzato said: ↑

Makaze is the Calvin Coolidge
Click to expand...

This analogy is actually scarily accurate.
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Sforzato said: ↑

Dude, I know you're Claire, but can I be the Graham to your Ladd? Because dear Christ I am so in love right now <3

Let it be known; as of now I am Makaze's official, omnipresent pair of jazz-hands.
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What? said:

Makaze is the sodium and the water is any location, and the resulting explosion is a debate on any such thing.
Click to expand...

Princess ♥ said: ↑

One reason I chose not to give my reasons when voting for Makaze is for one thing, I've dealt with him in the past and when it comes to talking to Makaze he will find a way to prove you wrong even if you are right. This of all things I find to be quite irritating (no offense man, some people just don't mix) so I tend to avoid the subject all together. I agree with what people have been saying about him and I have found his ways of "pulling the strings" suspicious from the start. And tbh even if he is town we will at the very least be able to go back to playing Mafia, not Mafia ft. the overlord Makaze.
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Marushi said: ↑

The only thing that's giving me pause is the fact that this whole situation has placed Makaze in the position of total and ultimate power. We all came to the general consensus that we wanted to vote out The Fuk? on account of inactivity, and Makaze orchestrated this scenario, setting himself up to be the only real voice, undermining the decision of the group to leave the choice up to one individual: himself. And we all, myself included, let him. If that's not sheeping, I don't know what is.

Don't get me wrong, it's a brilliant plan, and I really really hope it pans out. Do you know how great it would be to bag a Mafioso on the first day!?! That like, never happens!!! But even if it works, the fact of the matter is Makaze controls us all.
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Ars Nova said: ↑

The Mafia Faction receives a Moral Victory for enduring Makaze's bullshit.
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Myst said: ↑

The Government is shutting down for a little bit guys
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And who thought it was a good idea to reelect the guy who caused this? This is why I am an anarchist. This is so stupid.
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What? said:

I finished the cookiie t.t only food in the house
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Amaury said:

Everyone has their ways.

I myself don't care. You could see me naked if you wanted. LOL!
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Bah. That's not a ritual sacrifice! That's how a serial killer works!

Oh I see now....all traces of identification.....that's...just....horrible. TT_TT

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Firekeyblade said: ↑

Bah. That's not a ritual sacrifice! That's how a serial killer works!

Oh I see now....all traces of identification.....that's...just....horrible. TT_TT
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Get in there!
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*sigh* There goes my whole day again....

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Sforzato said: ↑

Makaze is the Calvin Coolidge of the internet

Except when he's not
Click to expand...

Firekeyblade said: ↑

Sforzato said: ↑

Makaze is the Calvin Coolidge of the internet

Except when there are spoilers involved.
Click to expand...

I fixed it for you. XD
Click to expand...

Britishism said: ↑

The internet is now the United States of Makaze

Except when it's not
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What? said: ↑

Sforzato said: ↑

Makaze is the Calvin Coolidge
Click to expand...

This analogy is actually scarily accurate.
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Sforzato said: ↑

Dude, I know you're Claire, but can I be the Graham to your Ladd? Because dear Christ I am so in love right now <3

Let it be known; as of now I am Makaze's official, omnipresent pair of jazz-hands.
Click to expand...

What? said:

Makaze is the sodium and the water is any location, and the resulting explosion is a debate on any such thing.
Click to expand...

Princess ♥ said: ↑

One reason I chose not to give my reasons when voting for Makaze is for one thing, I've dealt with him in the past and when it comes to talking to Makaze he will find a way to prove you wrong even if you are right. This of all things I find to be quite irritating (no offense man, some people just don't mix) so I tend to avoid the subject all together. I agree with what people have been saying about him and I have found his ways of "pulling the strings" suspicious from the start. And tbh even if he is town we will at the very least be able to go back to playing Mafia, not Mafia ft. the overlord Makaze.
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Marushi said: ↑

The only thing that's giving me pause is the fact that this whole situation has placed Makaze in the position of total and ultimate power. We all came to the general consensus that we wanted to vote out The Fuk? on account of inactivity, and Makaze orchestrated this scenario, setting himself up to be the only real voice, undermining the decision of the group to leave the choice up to one individual: himself. And we all, myself included, let him. If that's not sheeping, I don't know what is.

Don't get me wrong, it's a brilliant plan, and I really really hope it pans out. Do you know how great it would be to bag a Mafioso on the first day!?! That like, never happens!!! But even if it works, the fact of the matter is Makaze controls us all.
Click to expand...

Ars Nova said: ↑

The Mafia Faction receives a Moral Victory for enduring Makaze's bullshit.
Click to expand...

Myst said: ↑

The Government is shutting down for a little bit guys
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And who thought it was a good idea to reelect the guy who caused this? This is why I am an anarchist. This is so stupid.
Click to expand...

What? said:

I finished the cookiie t.t only food in the house
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Amaury said:

Everyone has their ways.

I myself don't care. You could see me naked if you wanted. LOL!
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And it is as dead as it can be. How boring... Grah.
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I'm still wondering why Firekeyblade is still there while she's gone.

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I'm still wondering why Firekeyblade is still there while she's gone.
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We're in her room.
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We're in her room.
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Well gee, thanks for providing us with the link to her room. >_>

Lol, that sounded naughty.

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It's voxli dot com and then slash username.

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