Video Game Tester

:/ How 'bout that. Do you know anything about a video game reviewer?

 

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You get paid to make bad games look as good as games that are awesome.

 

Okay--so if you say a game sucks like ****, they pay you?

 

Hahaha
No

You tell them that aspects of it play like shit or that it glitches like crazy, and you have to recreate said glitch, which may or may not have been a one in a million playthroughs thing.

 

Okay LOL.

 

No. If you think that a game suck, you say that it sucks, but in so many words that it still sounds like it doesn't suck.


Also, your parents won't pay your rent when you move out and they definitely won't buy you a car when you turn 16. Oh, and the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny don't exist.

 

Of ****. I don't believe in those three anyway.

 

I'd rather develop games myself. Im becoming a computer animator, I'm going to get a job in that line of work.Then on the sides I will try to use my animation skills to either get into some type video games or movie films. If both of those side jobs fail, I will still have my computer animation job. And live happily with my waifu while consuming media.

 

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Reviewing anything for a profession is not reviewing the way you think of it, it's telling people what companies want you to tell them, rather than giving your actual opinion. If you don't, you're probably out of a job.

 

In short, any job that sounds both fun and easy is terrible and will ruin your life if you pursue it.

 

khv: crushing one dream at a time since 2006

 

Lol I was about to say.....

See what you started?

 

I just wanted to know other people's opinions. Chillax, dude.

 

Lol you guys suck the life out of things huh?[DOUBLEPOST=1356840875][/DOUBLEPOST]

Um I am "Chillax".

 

Chillax is another way of saying chill--so calm down.

 

I am calm.
Dude, you take the spamzone wayyy to serious.

 

KHV: The Series
Episode 348
NightCrisis gets more than she bargained for when she asks for people's opinions. She got the opinions, but was also forced to deal with dream crushing facts. Hilarity ensues.

 

What? C'mon, dude. Let's all just chillax--no need for your worries to get to you.