Ultimate Organization: Ruin and Creation

OOC: G2G. Night night.

 

ooc:Night night

 

OOC: I love the fact that I leave when everyone else comes back, but... so I don't feel like a smumpy slumer I am going to do a all new episode of the sad little adventures of Skinnar!.... then I'm going to ask whats going on...



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!!!!!!!The Sad Little Adventures of Supreme Captain Rentu Skinnar's Ship!!!!!!!


Ah Christmas, the time of giving, the time of decorating, the time that Captain Rentu Skinnar dreamed of most…

Skinny was currently alone in the palace lounge room, decorating the large tree.

“Ah, my precious Christmas tree, nothing will ever take you away from me…” Skinnar muttered as he turned from the tree and bent down to reach into a box of decorations. Little did he know, 'Vecked’ would knock the tree out the large open window behind it.

And yes, it was all becoming reality as Skinnar’s fat behind knocked the tree backwards and out the window.

Skinnar turned again, holding a line of tinsel in his hands. He screamed as he saw no tree, quickly darting towards the open window, where he saw the tree, slowly becoming more out of reach, before it landed with a thud on Santa’s head down below the parked ship.

Their was an uproar of child like screams from below, and Skinnar knew that he was now a fugitive, he would have to flee from his own Captain now…or Skinny would surely kill him…

“Oh no…Vecked and Robotard just went to all the trouble to hire Santa to ask the children what they wanted for Christmas outside my ship…and now he’s dead…and it’s allVecked’s fault! SHAME ON YOU!” Skinnar screamed as he backed away from the window, and curved his butt out so he could see it clearly enough.

“Aww…how could I stay mad at you…?” Skinnar soon said, deciding that the enclosed flab range had learnt it’s lesson, though it had no brain…or did it…

Skinnar soon began panicking, realizing that the only way to redeem himself to his lordship Captain Skinnar, was to become Santa…

And so, he left the ship, casually walking up to the horrid splat filled Santa mess, and the horrid face expressions of children, almost in tears as they clung to each other, their parents, or their automatic pork grinders.

“It’s alright everyone…I’m assessing the damage report…and yes I may make it worse…but have no fear, because he’s already dead anyway…I couldn’t possibly make it anywor—(splat)…uh-oh…” Skinnar mumbled as he looked down to see that he had stood on Santa’s face, causing what appeared to be a chipped tooth and a nosebleed.

Now, Skinnar being the utter moron that he was, didn’t even think that maybe the groan of protest meant that Santa wasn’t dead, nor did he ever come to the conclusion that this Santa wasn’t even the real one, on the count of his beard pulled off easily, and had straps to it. But no,Skinnar was too dumb to realize that Maxilo and Vecked had hired a fake for the job, that he had specifically requested the real Santa do.

And so, after about 5 more minutes of screaming coming from the children that seemed to refuse to move, Skinnar had robbed ‘Santa’ of his uniform and beard. He folded the costume up and went back inside the Palace.

Just when the children thought that the torment was over, Skinnar shoved his head through the door again, threatening the children to get off his ‘lawn’ before he called the Dai Jee then set the hose on them, soaking their black uniforms, and zapping guns.

And as Skinnar walked towards the elevator a thought hit him…children didn’t even exist in The World that Never was's city anymore…meh…this story is exaggerated anyway…nobodies that fat!.

Skinnar went on a raiding spree to find Maxilo, Secretary Lex (His arch Rival) and Vecked. He soon found them, confabbing (conversing) about how stupid some guy named Skinnar was, and that he was only gonna get worse, the fatter he seemed to get.

“Oh…um…hi there Captain…we were…just talking about you…” Vecked sweat-dropped as the Captain approached them, a partly guilty look played on his face as he looked around the room to make sure no one unwanted was listening in on them. He counted 10 U.P.A. guards, but really couldn’t stuffed moving them, so out came the remote control bulldozer, pushing them out the hallway, though they didn’t struggle, and barely even noticed that they were moving away from their posts anyway.

Anyways, after the bulldozer had carried the guards far, far to Kingdom Heart's core, they soon were being ‘meddled’ with by Hojan…how…for some reason is still alive after being killed by some guy and well…(coughs)…um yeah… Skinnar turned to the others, the guilty look still plastered on his face.

“Are you okay…?” Vecked asked as he frowned at Skinnat who shook his head before leaning in closer.

“I…killed…Santee Clause…” Skinnar whimpered. Vecked and Maxilo immediately exchanged nervous glances towards each other.

“Okay Fatty…and how did you do that…?” Lex asked, getting the impression from Maxilo and Vecked that Skinnar had not actually obliterated the real Santa.

“Well... Vecked knocked the tree out the window…but coz he’s so attached to me, it was kinda my fault too…but anyways, the tree hit Santee Clause and his splattered all over the pavement…” Skinnar explained to the others.

“But sir…that wasn’t--” Maxilo was cut off when Skinnar began again, this time sounding more stern and heroic.

“But I do have a plan…I will redeem myself by becoming Santa Clause, and just to prove that I will not have any favoritism, I will personally strangle the Easter Bunny, and it will be death by vacuum cleaner for the Tooth Fairy…”Skinnar declared heroically, “Now, you two will be my elves…while you Lex, get to be Mrs. Clause…”

Everyone, especially Lex, looked shocked at their new ‘jobs’, as Skinnar turned on his fat heel and disappeared down the hall and around a corner.

As Maxilo and Vecked were now officially declared as elves, they decided that their job was to get the presents, though they did it rather reluctantly just as they had when they were sent to get Santa Clause.

The two had decided that they couldn’t just force Santa to come help the Captain with his popularity contest, so they hired some fat guy off the street and bought him a costume to wear, along with a sack of candy to give the children, as a treat of Christmas spirit.

They weren’t sure to feel relieved or scared right now, as the real Santa was still alive and well, but now the citizens of the city would have to suffer the mere consequences ofSkinnar’s *** being far too fat for comfort…

Lex was left alone in the hallway after that, not really knowing what the heck Mrs. Clause was supposed to even do. He decided that he’s just go live life as normal, beforeSkinnar declared that he needed ‘Mrs. Clause’s’ help.

Time soon passed, and it was no sooner Christmas eve. It was about 5:30pm, and Skinnar was getting his sleigh ready for take off.

“Now let’s see, we have Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,” Skinnar said as he ticked off the names of his ‘reindeer’ as he walked along the line U.P.A. agents on gliders, wearing fake reindeer antlers, “Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner,Blitzen…and Ru-wait…WHERE’S RUDOLPH!” Skinnar roared, realizing that there was no red nose in this crowd of guards.

“Um…I’m right here sir…” a guard next to Skinnar said, as he waved his arm a bit, to get his Captain’s attention.

“No you’re not! Where’s the red nose!” Skinnar boomed angrily as spit flew from his mouth and covered the guard slightly.

The guard’s uniform now glinted in the sunlight, as his face turned to a pout.

“But sir…I can’t help that…” The guard mumbled sadly as he looked at the ground with shame, and tears on his face.

“Well luckily, we can fix that…MRS. CLAUSE! Get my red lipstick!” Skinnar boomed.

Lex soon magically appeared next to Skinnar, he handed him the small canister of lipstick.

“Thank you wife…” Skinnar said plainly as he dismissed Lex.

‘Rudolph’ looked at Skinnar expectantly as he took the lid of the stick, and began to ascend the small red cylinder.

“Now, time to do something I should’ve thought about a long time ago…” Skinnar gruffly said before he ascended his fist and punched the guard square in the nose, causing his nose to turn painfully red.

The guard ran round clutching his face, while his fellows tried to help calm him. Skinnar stood somewhat in the background, while applied his lipstick, soon becoming satisfied with the work before he waddled over to ‘Cupid’ and kiss his cheek, stating that it would give affect.

‘Cupid’ resisted the urge to spew as he tried to look at the damage on his left cheek, but failed miserably.

Vecked and Maxilo soon appeared on the roof and were loading a large sack of presents into the back of Skinnar's Jet. Skinnar was adjusting a set of harnesses that had been placed on the guards, and connected onto his Jet.

The time was now 7pm. As expected, ‘Rudolph’ had calmed down and was massaging his nose, trying to make it better, though it was probably broken, and still remained bright red.

The other ‘reindeer’ were living up to the song, and were making fun of their red nosed companion. ‘Cupid’, however, was also receiving quit a beating, as he was not allowed to wipe the kiss mark off of his cheek. He could only pout while the others ridiculed him.

Half and hour passed, and it was now that they had to sit and wait until it reached 10 to 12. It was a daunting task, with no bathroom breaks, unless you wereSkinnar of course. Maxilo and Vecked had been forced to see Skinny off, though they really did not want to.

The hours had finally passed, and it was time to ‘set sail’ as Skinnar liked to call it. So off they flew, Maxilo, Vecked and Lex regrettably waving at the disappearing Captain in a jet, attached to 9 reluctant U.P.A. morons on U.P.A. gliders.

They stopped at the first house, and Skinnar looked at the list he had constructed before departure. The first name was, Timmy, yes Timmy, how Skinnar hated him…but still he was Santa, and Timmy had been a good boy to the other citizens. So Skinnar sadly forced himself to give up his revenge plotting, and forcefully pushed himself down the entrance of the chimney, partly getting stuck and complaining of heart failure half way there.

Alas Skinnar managed to reach the bottom, and hurled 2 presents under the tree, before he got a plate of cookies off the mantle, careful to make any sound, as he ate them rather piggishly. He then reached for the milk; he scoffed before pulling out a bottle of brandy, and whirled a bit of it into the white liquid, before he gulped it down in one go.

“Now, time for a quiet exit…” Skinnar whispered as he put the glass back on the mantle next to the empty plate of cookies. Just as Skinnar stuck his head into the chimney, he let loose, what could’ve possibly been the loudest belch in the history of eva…

It rumbled and echoed up the chimney, surely waking up the citizens of the household of Timmy.

“Ooops…” Skinnar mumbled before he quickly scurried back up the chimney, hopping back into his Jet once he had reached the surface.

It was soon an hour later, and the ‘sled’ had reached the Castle of Ultimate things. Skinnar glared before him.

“Boys, drop the load…” Skinnar hissed as a compartment opened below his Jet, unleashing a rather large and uncalled for pile of coal onto the Castles glass roof. The coal broke through the roof and managed to destroy half the Castle, whileSkinnar disappeared into the distance.

Skinnar gazed at his list as he neared the next house, he was now up to a girl named Samantha. Little did he know that he wouldn’t reach Samantha’s house without a fight.

“Redtooth Slimmy! You naughty little boy! Pull over right this instance!” A voice called out as a whip collided with Skinnar's face.

“HEY!” Skinnar hissed as he rubbed his left cheek. He looked across from him and saw him…yes HIM…The Santee Clause…

“Not on your life ya old geezer! This is my job now!” Skinnar roared back, ushering the guards on by raising and lowering the reins with a fast speed.

“Oh yeah!” Santa Clause screamed back as his sled came in close range of Skinnar’s Jet, scraping the side of it a bit.

Skinnar yelped with fear, panic seeping into his expression as he tried to usher the guards faster still.

“Back of you old fart! This house is mine!” Skinnar roared as he jumped off the side of his hellcat while it was in mid air. Skinnar screamed as he clung to the present in his hands.

He landed smack bang into the chimney, however, he managed to get full of stuck, and was incapable of breaking free, until the fire brigade was called in to help.

Santa was gone by the time they arrived, probably fixing any damage and finishing the rest of the houses before the sun rose high into the air.

And so, Skinnar was free within about 4 hours, and he was sent to bed for the remainder of the early morning hours. He awoke at about 10:30 and clambered out of bed, and to the lounge room whereMaxilo, Vecked and Lex were all seated around the tree, opening presents.

Skinnar seated his fat arse on the ground…yes his behind had been the cause of all this, and quite frankly, he was hating it right now, but he decided that it got it’s punishment, by having to bear the rim of the chimney he got severely stuck in. It was just those extra 300 cookies that did it really.

“Merry Christmas Captain…” Vecked said as he pushed a present towards Skinnar. Skinnar took the present willingly and began to tear the wrapping away.

“Yay! You got me a ‘My Little Pony!” Skinnar happily cheered as he cuddled the small pony to his face.

“These are from us two…” Maxilo said as he pushed two presents towards Skinnar, one from him, the other from Lex.

Skinnar opened these, to find a beer brewing kit, and a cheeseburger brewing kit. Maxilo, Vecked and Lex all received lawn mowers from Skinnar, and other presents from Santa- the real Santa.

Skinnar sulked, knowing very well that he did not get a present from Santee Clause.

“There’s one here for you Skinbo…” Lex said as he handed a Skinnar a small present, with a note attached.

The note read:

Dear Redtooth Skinboneo Mc.Poop's'alot.,

You are a very bad boy and thus are receiving coal, this is because in the time span of 1 and a bit days you almost killed someone, broke someoneelse’s nose, forcefully removed 10 innocent people from a room, kissed an innocent person and probably poisoned them, destroyed the UltimateOrganization's base when they did nothing naughty, broke some one's chimney, sprayed toxic vehicle gas all over the city, woke up a whole family of 3 with a large, uncalled for belch, called me, Saint Nick, names, disobeyed my orders, and completely wasted the fire brigade’s time. Not to mention all those rampages you have caused throughout this year…and quite frankly, I’m blaming you forNulix’s utter stupidity, and inability to leave innocent authors alone…

Thank you for at least trying, though you gave boys girls’ presents, and gave girls men’s underwear…for some strange reason or another…

From the now un-jolly Saint Nick.

Skinnar finished reading the letter and gazed down at the present. He took the wrapping paper away to see the sight of a large chunk of coal.

This angered Skinnar…and yes…it started…a rampage with anothere Fork Lift…(horror music starts up in background).

“Oh yeah! Well coal isn’t so bad!” Skinnar screamed as he got the coal and threw it into the fireplace nearby. He then used the fire tongs to get the coal out; he then used it to fuse the three mowers he had bought, together.

“I’LL SHOW YOU NAUGHTY OLD MAN!” Skinnar spat as he jumped on the mower, mechanical mess he had created, and drove away from the lounge room, and soon out the ship's now broken wall.

Xegreny was heading over to the Coffee shop, to spend Christmas there, after the Castle had been mysteriously destroyed during the night. Little did the man know, that this Christmas was about to get worse…

“DIE GRINCH!” Xegreny heard Skinnar scream, Xegreny looked behind him to see Skinnar chasing after him on some form of ultra mower.

Xegreny screamed when he realized that he was being called the grinch.

He began to run as Skinnar chased after him.

“What is you problem man! You’re tryin to kill me, even on Christmas you lunatic!” Xegreny screamed with part anger, part fear as he ran for his life.

“Merry Christmas Xegreny!” Nul called as Xegreny ran past, “Merry Christmas Skinny!”

“Shuddup Nulix!” Xegreny screamed back, angrily.

“Merry Christmas Nul!” Skinny yelled back happily and enthusiastically, as he waved behind him.

Nulix waved back, not really caring that out of the two Grinches, his friend was the Grinchyer one…

And so the rampage raved on. Skinnar was still screaming out insults, as Xegreny ran for his life, trying to convince Skinnar that rampaging on Christmas would not help his publicity at all.

“SHUT UP GRINCHY GRINCH! I know what you’re planning! You’re planning on ruining Christmas for everyone! Especially Xeg...reny's! You’ll dress up as Santee Clause, give everyone bogus presents! Call the real Santee Clause names! Get coal for a present! THEN GO ON A RAMPAGE AFTER XEGRENY, XEGRENY! YOU’LL ACCUSE HIM OF BEING THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS, WHEN YOU STOLE CHRISTMAS!” Skinnar aggressively screamed in front of him, as he shook his fat fist threateningly at the un-boy wonder.

“Shut up ya fat moron!” Xegreny screamed back as he glared over his shoulder at the fat Grinch of Christmas.

Yes it was a horrid site to behold for the citizens of the City…but then…then something…miraculous happened…yes…it was a miracle, as the mowerSkinnar was riding just…mysteriously took flight, and began to float towards the high sky above.

“Wow…it’s a miracle…” Bellatrix quoted as she appeared next to Xegreny who was standing in the middle of the street, speechless.

“DIE XEG...reny! DIE!” Skinnar screamed as he levitated further away. It would seem that the incredibly fat man had no idea that he was floating away, and thought that he was still on the ground, chasingXegreny.

Just then, a song started up in the background…yes…it was that song from Raymond Briggs’ “The Snowman” movie…except Nulix (the ignorant pig) had screwed up some of the words to better match the moment…

We're driving in the air

We're floating in the fat filled sky

The people far below are cheering as we fly

Skinnlar floated higher, as he finally realized he was in the sky, not the road below, the people were apparently cheering as their Christmas was saved…

I'm holding very tight

I'm riding in the mower- red

I'm finding I can fly so high above with you

Skinnar clutched the steering wheel and hunched himself over the mower further, he was now singing the song (in the same tone as the little boy mind you), becauseSkinnar was so budget, and could only afford the real singer, to sing one verse of the song…sorry guys…(looks at ground shamefully)…

Far across the world

The villages go by like trees

The rivers and the hills

The forest and the streams

Skinnar looked fearfully down at the scenario below him. He went across some random place and Heaven gave him thumbs up for some reason. He then passed over theWTNW's forest, and the desert. Sharok, Skytha, Simron and the wolves from Cry of the Wolf, were all hanging around in the desert. They all saw a large, round shadow pass over them, and collapsed on their knees screaming for mercy, when they realized it was Skinnar’s shadow.

Idiots gaze open mouth

Taken by surprise

Nobody down below believes their eyes

Skinnar passed over the Air Country. Dai Jee agent 79 Sanderson was currently asking Hojan for a pay rise.
“Yeah right SAN! WHEN PIGS FLY!” Hojan laughed, he threw back his head with hysterics, just in time to see Skinnar fly past above them.

“Alright…pay up man…” Sanderson said as he looked at Hojan sternly, one hand on his hip, the other outstretched to take the money.

“DAMN YOU PIG!” Hojan screamed after Skinnar.

We're driving in the air

We're rusting in the frozen sky

We're drifting over icy

Mountains floating by

The “lovable” Captain passed back through the City again. He went over the local day care, where the children were having their annual, sculptor your hero in ice contest.Skinnar advanced on a figure, which looked very much like a large mountain, the mower’s blades coming to close a contact with the figure, churning it to bits…he would never know that it was really a sculpture of him…sitting on the couch with a beer, his massive gut high in the sky…he would never know…that he had a fan…

Suddenly swooping low on an ocean deep

Arousing of a mighty monster from its sleep

Skinnar passed over oceans, he swooped toward over the Virus's general are, awakening the Virus. Virus Mc.Rusy was angry to be awoken so early (12:30pm). He chased after Skinnar angrily…

“You fat imbecile!” the monster form of the Virus screamed as he flew after Skinny.

We're driving in the air

We're floating in the fat filled sky

And everyone who sees us greets us as we fly

Skinnar floated back through the City.

“Go back to hell ya fat moron!” Xegreny screamed after Skinnar. Skinnar suddenly stopped dead in his tracks. He reversed the mower back towards Xegreny, the ending of the song still playing in the background, as the mower made that beeping noise that trucks make when they reverse.

“What was that…? Grinchy Grinch!” Skinnar hissed as he came up right next to Xegreny. Xegreny growled before another rampage broke out…yes…it was going to be one heavy Christmas…and no doubt, a flabby new year…

END…?

One of my worst work yes, but at least I'm trying here even
though I'm going through a wrighters block... Alright, whats going on!?!

 

ooc:He,killed Santa I did that in school with my freeinds alredy

Random swordser2 senatce: I love cookies yum!
Random Swordser2 word:Piss
Random Swordser2 tip:Never talk to a guy in this he might say htis

bic:Sam walked off and saw a Airport."oh my god nuli come quick"She yelled.

 

OOC: Im back from not being here guyz! Whats goin down? D:

 

ooc:Look,new siggy orion.

 

OOC: Nice. Now.. anything happen in the RP that I need to know of? And where is everybody?

 

In jungle still vexeah and sam think xane is a admiral of the air force he dropped a badge saying name and air force then sam found a airport and moki started fighting with cuddles and won i think!

 

OOC: In other word's Orion, we are stuck in an island like world... and since I had writers block these horrid people put together some cheesy plot about Xane being in the U.P.A. and them all in another fighting tournament and Moki is a human or something, but guess what. I'm back from writers block baby. And I'm ready too insult.

 

OOC: Orion, we're still on the jungle world, and according to Nulix, we're Lost. Nothing terribly important has happened, although Xane dropped a UPA badge, insinuating that he works with them, and Vexneah isn't quite acting like herself...

EDIT: Nevermind, but I'm not deleting this. Nulix has some new ideas apparently...

 

"Look a airport"Sam yelled pointing to it.Moki jumped up

 

OOC: Correction. I have an idea that will happen in 400 bloody posts. But please, let me see what you people's plot's are... its a good change from my awesomeness... god I'm bad...

 

ooc:oh my almost 100 post and something ahhhhhhhhh

 

OOC: *rolls eyes*

BIC: These people may not know... But he might... Vexneah thought to herself as she waved to Nulix, "Nulix! Can you help me?" she asked.

 

ooc:Meany

bic:sam walked over to vex"HMmm that lier he workd with the air force"Sam yelled

 

"I could!" Nulix yelled back...

 

"Hang on a sec," Vexneah told Sam, gesturing for her to wait. She kept her eyes on Nulix, "Will you help, or not?" she asked again.

 

Sam stood quit "So hwat we going to do"sam said

 

"What do you want?" Nulix asked again...

 

"sam wait for a ansew

ooc:hey nuli can i do a twist for sams castle that involve her queen mom of twilight