Ultimate Organization: Ruin and Creation

Xane threw his keyblade at Skinnars foot to trip him up.

 

OOC: Another one I have been working on...


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!!!The Sad Little Adventures of Supreme Captain Rentu Skinnar's Ship!!!

(Has been exaggerated)


“You can’t tell me what to do! I’m your father young man!” Skinnar’ roars were heard from down the hall in his control room. The decision of whether Skinnar had in fact been raiding the alcohol stash recently, was still undecided, but it was a verdict that only the U.P.A. council could make.

“So…have they decided yet…?” Maxilo asked as he approached Secretary Lex, who lay slumped on the meeting table of the council (wherever the hell that is).

“Well… I asked them…” Lex’s moans were heard from his face splattered into the wooden table, position.

“And…?” Maxilo sighed as he examined the empty, except for him and Lexerish Lex, room.

“Well…as you can see…they kind of…………had better things to do…” Maxilo looked down at the seating area of the vice council dude. He saw a piece of paper with the words, “Gone Drinkin” In neat handwriting that only an intelligent person could read…sheesh…that cancels Heaven out…hehehe…yeah…

“So…they went to the pub…?” Maxilo sighed as he picked up the small piece of paper and examined the last remnants of the council, until 10'am tomorrow morning when they all were scheduled to wake up with hangovers and they’d be wishing that they knew where the hell they went last night.

“Um…actually…it’s a lot worse…actually…they…ah…they went to the beer factory…” Lex nervously chuckled as he scratched the back of his neck.

“Oh…” Maxilo said as Lex stood up and headed for the exit door. Maxilo followed and it wasn’t long before they had both “Mysteriously” appeared in Skinnar’s control room.

“So…so ah you ah…doin anything tonight…?” Skinnar chuckled towards the chandelier.

“Um…sir…have you been…um…err…chucking a ‘the rest of the U.P.A.’ routine…?” Lex asked as he slowly approached.

“What…? You mean drinking…?” Skinnar began to laugh at the idea, “Oh golly no…what the heck do you think I am…? You two know I can’t even stand the smell of a beer…!” Skinnar’s roars of laughter made the ship vibrate.

Maxilo looked at Lex as a beer can opened in the background.

“Oh yeah…that’s good…” Skinnar sighed in a dreaming manner, as he sniffed the inside of the recently opened beer can.

“Okay…” Maxilo and Lex said in unison, as they eyed the so-called superior ruler of their ship.

“So, how can I help you two…?” Skinnar asked as he put the beer down on the floor and crossed his arms.

“Well…um…maybe…if you could you know…do a better job of ruling the ship... and everything else…?” Maxilo nervously asked, as he eyed about the room guiltily. Lex began to nod his head as he gripped his gun in advance, these days you couldn’t risk (beeping) the Captain off…even if you were his preschool crush you wouldn’t get away with it…(Shows Lu Ten sitting in the hospital, he’s covered head to toe in bandages).

“Oh…oh I get it…you two think I’m too dumb to rule pizza city hut…? Well then fine! You have your pancakes and cream and your rainbow crapping robotards! I’m outta here!” Skinnar screamed as he leapt to his feet and stormed away to his room, possibly to pack his beloved Barbie based belongings.

“What was he talking about…?” Maxilo looked at Lex with confusion. Lex shook his head with a puzzled look on his face.

(Two days later)

“Hey…um…has anyone seen Skinny…?” Vecked asked as he entered the lounge room of the ship (He seems to just hang out here all day).

Maxilo and Lex were watching the news at the same time as reading the NEWSPAPER!

“Well…I thought I saw him in a bin down a street at the Air Country…but that was just a mattress that no one wanted…” Lex sighed as he put his newspaper down on the coffee table in front of him.

“Ha…what’s the difference between that and Sknny…?” Maxilo laughed at the mere thought of Skinnar’s parents being a gorilla and a mattress that no one wanted.

“But it is strange that he’s disappeared…I mean…I haven’t seen the U.P.A. high council since two days ago…” Lex looked nervously at his lap, probably hoping that more aliens hadn’t entered the ship… Vecked was bad enough by himself…

“And in recent news…” A reporter lady on the TV caught the room’s attention; even the sofa was listening to the reports now.

“The “Grand” U.P.A. council has been spotted riding washing baskets attached to money, around the area of this unspecified world which lies dangerously close to the beer factory…” The reporter went on.

“We’re going to hell!” A member of the U.P.A. council happily cheered on the TV.

“We’re already there dumb (beep)!” Another one called out.

Lex almost died at the mere sight of the Supreme U.P.A. council acting like idiots on public TV.

“Ok…” Maxilo and Vecked looked at the TV screen, fear in their eyes at the mere thought of these idiots being the people who ran a lot of the things that happened in the worlds.

“Well…anyway…maybe we should go find the Captain…” Maxilo said as he slowly averted his eyes from the TV screen. He stood up and walked over to the door. Vecked followed, but stopped halfway there and looked at Lex, who was staring at the TV with disgrace.

“That’s my boss's boss…?” Lex whimpered at the sight of the now half naked council members running around screaming and throwing things, as they half giggled like small children, on drugs.

“Um…Lex…?” Vecked wandered over to the sofa and turned off the TV. Lex was now in tears and was just about ready to die of embarrassment.

“That…was my boss.. boss.. boss…?” Lex choked through his childish sobs.

“Um…well…yes…at least that wasn’t as bad as last Christmas which I strangely remember…” Vecked murmured as he pulled Lex too his feet. Both Vecked and Lex shuddered at the memory of last Christmas.

“Now come on…we have to go find the good Captain…before he does something stupid…like attaching a tank wheel to the refrigerator and riding the around the Air Countries desert…again…” Vecked sighed as he pulled Lex out the door. Lex appeared to be in some form of trance.


(Sometime later)


“Okay…my best guess is that Skinny has gone to the desert to hang around aimlessly, with Lu Ten…” Maxilo sighed from behind the wheel of a four-seater U.P.A. hummer.

“What gives you that idea…?” Vecked asked from the front passenger seat, it had in fact taken a long argument to make Lex sit in the back seat and let Vecked sit in the front. It had in fact resulted in Lex kicking, screaming, punching, (beep) slapping, eating cheeseburger after cheeseburger, throwing cats and small children, picking his nose, doing the laundry, washing the dishes, swabbing the deck, watching playschool, dying, spitting at old people, laughing, drinking, burping, making out with the Milk Carton, marrying Xardius, taking the fridge to Mexico, watching Treasure Planet 16 times in a row, listening to the toaster cook toast and generally disrupt the whole life living genre...

“Oh…you don’t want to know…” Maxilo nervously muttered remembering a flash back. (Continuing on from Vecked’s question).


(Flash)

“So ah…what happened to Mrs. Skinny…?” Xane had appeared aimlessly at the ship, one former happy Sunday, and was talking to Skinnar.

(Shows Lu Ten sitting at the air country)

(Meanwhile in the air country…)

“WA WA WE WA!!! Zo ah…whaza happen to Mrz. Tenz…?” Schmoppy had appeared aimlessly, one former happy Sunday, and was talking to Lu Ten.

(Shows Skinnar sitting at his ship)

(End Flash)


Maxilo shuddered at the memory…even though he wasn’t even there when it had happened…and neither Lu Ten nor Skinnar had given an answer out anyway…so technically…

It wasn’t long before Maxilo, Vecked, Lex and Superman had appeared, as if by magic, at the Air desert.

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Nulix: Get out buddy! ( Superman slumps off without any Friends)

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“There you are sir…” Maxilo sighed with “relief” as he approached Skinnar.

“Oh…it’s……………………you guys……………………” Skinnar stuck his nose up in the air with disgust.

“Um…well…you’ve been missing for almost 3 days now…and you’re meant to be doing stuff with the U.P.A. …so…um…yeah…” Maxilo looked around with part guilt in his eyes. He knew that Skinnar would somehow find a way to blame Maxilo for his “unfortunate” “disappearance”...

“Oh…well…now look who’s stupid…Sorry Maxy! And friends! But I have new friends now!” Skinnar hissed, as Lu Ten and Schmoppy strode up to Skinnar and stood a bit behind him.

“Yeeeeaaah!” Schmoppy and Lu Ten said in stuck up, girly tones, as they put their hands on their hips and leaned forward a bit.

“But Captain…” Vecked moaned with disapproval as he rolled her eyes and looked sorrowfully at the ground.

“No buts Vacfan! That goes for you too Lexutt and Robotard!” Skinnar roared, as he turned around and headed for the desert town, with the plasma screens that Hojan always talked on, that one... yeah....

“YEEEEAAAH!” Schmoppy, Heaven (Don’t ask where the hell Heaven came from…neh…let’s just say she was dead up until now…) and Lu Ten repeated before turning around and walking away, after Skinnar.

“Okay…” Maxilo sighed as he rolled his eyes at the sight of Skinnar’s disappearing behind.

Lex, Maxilo and Maxilo want back to ship soon or later and tried to plot a way to get Skinnar back. They discussed about maybe using reverse physiology, but that idea died when Lex recalled them of when Skinnar took it the wrong way and thought that they were letting him do whatever he wanted. They really didn’t want him to highjack another forklift…again…

It was soon decided that they were going to trap Skinnar into a large crate or net, then drag him home, kicking, screaming, laughing, playing cards, watching TV, going through the McDonalds drive through, going to Disney Land, beer drinkingly back to the ship.

And so, they set off to find Skinnar. They searched everywhere, even under the mat of Nulix’s bedroom, but they found no Skinnar. So eventually they went to the closest theme park to see if he’d gone there.


(At the closest theme park)


“WHOOOOOOOOOH!” Skinnar cheered from his red bumper car, he’d attached a large turret gun to the front of his car and was aiming it at the other drivers, mainly Adam. Adam screamed as he put the accelerator down hard and tried his best to dodge the gun’s bullets.

Lu Ten was riding the massive Ferris wheel, next to the bumper cars. It was a funny sight to see Lu Ten squashed up in the small carriage, his fat overflowing the top of it.

Heaven’s booming screams could be heard from inside the rocket simulator, which was located on the other side of the bumper cars.

Schmoppy was sitting in the nearby rollercoaster, next to the simulator. He was seated in the middle of the rollercoaster, screaming his head off at the slightest turn of the carriage.

“Huh…my spidy sense is tingling!” Skinnar hissed as he examined the area around him. He turned his eyes into slits at the sight of Maxilo, Vecked and Lex approaching.

“QUICK!” Skinnar’s roars where heard by most of the theme park, mainly revolving around Heaven, Lu Ten and Schmoppy.

“TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!” Skinnar roared as he stood up in the bumper car and pulled it up around his waist, forcing his legs out form underneath.

Heaven quickly reacted by stopping the rollercoaster and standing up in it, she too forced his legs through the ride. The other passengers were screaming their heads off, even more loudly than when the ride was going.

Lu Ten screamed insults at his carriage to hurry up and reach the ground. When it did, he forced his legs through the floor of the carriage and hurried over to Skinnar and Heaven who were standing on the nearby footpath. The rest of the massive Ferris wheel was still connected Lu Ten’s carriage.

Schmoppy stopped the simulator and forced his legs out the floor. He then rushed over to the others.

“Now hurry! I activate, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOON!” Skinnar roared as he put down an imaginary Yu-Gi-Oh card into thin air.

The others rushed around like chickens that had lost their heads. They soon all “fused” together to form a big mechanical beast of utter terror once known as rides.

“Oh my god…” Maxilo, Lex and Vecked almost fainted at the large bundle of stolen fair rides. They were put together do that the “robot” had a body like…thing…

Skinnar and his bumper car had taken up the offer of the head. Schmoppy and the simulator had become the chest. Heaven’s middle cart was attached to the bottom of Schmoppy’s simulator, while 3 carriages were on either side of the simulator, possibly to act as arms. Lu Ten and the Ferris wheel had become the way of transportation of the beastly creation. The Ferris wheel was rolling along the ground, Lu Ten’s carriage was hitting the floor and getting crushed bit by bit, but he really couldn’t care right now…now was his moment of truth…………………he was drunk…and had been for the past 3 years…non stop…

“NOT SO FAST FOO!” Vecked screamed as he drew an imaginary card out of her imaginary Yugioh deck, “I activate, trap hole!” Vecked screamed before getting his gun and pegging it at the ground with such force that it blew up half the theme park’s ground.

“What! NOOOOO!” Skinnar screamed as his new best friend (AKA Arsenal of stolen rides. Shows forklift crying at the ships garage), went hurdling into the hole.

“QUIK! USE EATHQUAK, LUTINMON!” Skinnar roared at the Ferris wheel below. Skinnar had gone off Yugioh and was now imitating Pokemon.

“LLLUUUUUUUUUUTTTIIIINNNNNNNNNN!” Lu Ten roared before burping louder than any known person ever had. The ground began to crumble and it wasn’t long before the ground was again even with the hole Vecked had made.

“NOOOO!” Vecked screamed.

“Let me handle this!” Lex called out, he was now wearing Ash Ketchum’s hat. Lex turned the hat around.

“NULACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!” Lex screamed as he threw Nulix, who was bundled up into a little ball.

Nulix landed a couple of feet away from the rides and growled and hissed.

“Nuuuuuulix…” Nul hissed at the beastly, yet once entertaining, thingy…

A Pokemon theme song started up in the background. Lex started to sing it with his own lyrics, though he sounded exactly like the same as the guy who does the themes…whoever he is…


“Everybody wants 2 be in my cruse ship.
Everybody wants 2 show their rage.
Everybody wants 2 kill the Captain.
Make their way to eat Saak da un-brave!

Each time you drive
Gonna get a lil bit madder
Each day, you kill
One more idiot on the ladder

It's a whole new rage we live with
It's a whole new way to be
It's a whole new rage
With a brand new madtitude

But ya still gotta kill em all
Join the crew fool.

Pokemon crew fool.

It's a whole new rage we live with (with)
but ya still gotta kill em all
Join the crew fool.
Pokemon crew fool!”


Maxilo and Vecked raised an eyebrow at Lex’s singing. Neither one of them really understood…they just played along with it and hoped that he’d go away if they didn’t complain.

“NOW GO NULACHU! SAND ATTACK!” Lex screamed as he pointed at the enemy.

“Nul, Nul, Nul, Nul…” Nulix said his name every time he went to kick sand at his foe.

“IT’S WORKING!” Lex cheered as the “robot” backed away.

“RAAARGH!” Skinnar roared as he covered his face from the flying sand.

“REEAARGH! SCHMOPILYPUFF! USE SCREECH!” Skinnar screamed as he pointed down at Nulix.

Schmoppy began to sing Brittany spears in a high pitched tone.

“OOZ I DIZ IZ AGAINZ! I PLAYZ MIT YOUZ HEARZ! GOZA LOZA INZA GAMEZ! OH BABYZ, BABYZ!” Sig sang.

“Chu…” Nulix winced at the sound before collapsing on the ground.

“NO! NULACHU!” Lex cried before running over to Nulix and collapsing on his carcass.

“HA! NOW QUICK DEVI-HEAVAMON! DIGIBALL!” Skinnar screamed at Heaven.

“Devi-Heavamon, digiball into…MEGA-DEVI-HEAVAMON!” Heaven screamed, as she put a empty bear bottle over her head, she then put her sword thingy into her mouth and growled at the enemy.

“Quickly Max! He must be stopped!” Vecked cried as he stared at the overly unenthusiastic Maxilo. Maxilo had never really had a thing for shows designed for children…it wasn’t his thing…

“But I don’t wanna look like an idiot…in public…” Maxilo groaned as he slumped his shoulders.

“But Maxy, we need you!” Vecked sobbed.

“Eaarrgh…fine…LEO-XANMON, DIGIBALL!” Maxilo screamed as he pointed accusingly at Xane, who had been standing around eating popcorn for the past 3 days, in the same spot and everything.

“YES SIR! LEO-XANMON DIGIBALL INTO! SABER-LEO-XANMONPOPCORNBOB!” Xane screamed as he put his popcorn bucket over his head, Xena cries were soon erupting from underneath the bucket.

“(Gasp) We can’t compare to that much power! REEEEEEETREEEEEAAAT!” SKinnar screamed as the “robot” turned around and headed for the main road.

“WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!” Xane screamed as he pranced about for some reason.

“YOU DID IT MAXY THE HEDGEHOG! YOU SAVED MAN KIND FROM THE EVIL, SKIN MAN!” Lex cheered as he ran over to Maxilo and hugged him.

“OKAY! THAT’S IT!” Maxilo roared as he threw Lex off of him.

“What’s the matter? You should be happy that you’re the hero…” Lex whimpered.

“HAPPY! HAPPY! You actually think that I’ll be happy? When the whole world watches too much TV! YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK! I have an idea! HOW ABOUT YOU ALL GO AND GET LIVES! BLOODY HELL! XANE PUTS A POPCORN BUCKET ON HIS HEAD AND AS A RESULT 4 GROWN MEN and girl RUN AWAY SCREAMING AND CRYING! Now I don’t know when you turned into TV drones! But it stops now!” Maxilo chucked his monthly screaming fit before storming off.

“So…ah…are we gonna listen to him…?” Lex asked Vecked.

“Of coarse we are Sandy…you know what Sqiudwards like if we don’t do what he says…” Vecked chuckled as he stood up from the hunched over crazy old lady position (Okay…that sounds kinda wrong…).

“Now let’s go to the Krusty Krab!” Skinnar cheerfully said as he appeared out of nowhere.

“Hey yeah Mr. Krabs, that sounds great! Can Gary and Patrick come along too?” Vecked said happily as Nulix appeared at his feet.

“Are they paying…?” Skinnar asked.

“Sure if that’s what you want!” Vecked cheered happily as he motioned for Xane to come over.

“Heya Sponge Bob!” Xane cheered, as he approached Vecked.

“Hey Patrick! We’re going to the Krusty Krab! Let’s just hope that Plankton doesn’t try to steal another Krabby Patty…” Vecked gritted his teeth towards Xegreny, who was standing in the distance doing nothing of any importance.

“Wow! That sounds like fun! Let’s go!” Xane smiled happily as they all headed into the distance.

And so, they never really did grow up…and TV soon became life…reality was locked up in case and thrown in the river to drown…heh…in fact, it’s 2nd anniversary is today… And Maxilo…well…Maxilo was reality…so he’s still floating around in his wooden case…some say he was never seen again…others think he went to another galaxy to be a fun ruiner there…but the smart ones say, that he was smart enough to get out the box, and everyday he get’s the world to himself, because everyone else is too stupid to be living their own lives…


END…?



BIC: Maxilo 9-10 went after Xardius...

 

OOC: 3.25/10 for portraying Xane as polite......even if everyone is out of character.....if Xane was polite everything would implode.............and Xane would never prance......or be friends with Spongebob or Patrick....Maybe Mr. Krabs or Plankton.........

 

OOC: I give it... a 4.88/10. And Xane, Darknight, and everyone else who is feeling slightly odd about the character's being turned into complete morons. I say this: It just wouldn't be funny if they where in character. I mean come on, if Skinnar weren't a complete idiot, there would be no fun in it, if Maxilo did not had a personality and needs, it just wouldn't be fun. That's why I have the (Has been exaggerated) Sign at the top.

BIC: Skinnar laughed as he reached the top...

 

OOC: 1.3/10 for getting Xardius married. I want a divorce.

BIC: Xardius grabbed Skinnar and smashed him through a wall, the fridge, the oven, the microwave, the sink, the cook, the other wall, the safe, a pile of donuts, the banker, the next wall, his desk, his chair, and into the other wall.

"I OWN YOU!" Xardius said, flexing.

 

OOC: Sorry for not posting.. I was on the phone... >_>


BIC: Xegreny yelped as Maxilo landed on him.. "Get offa me you tin can!" He shouted throwing Maxilo out of the ship. Jumping up he grabbed the ledge of the opening to floor 1. Seeing the platform stop all the way up at Platform 256 he sighed. It was gonna be a loooonnnnggg climb.

 

Maxilo came from above, a and punched him in the stomach. His fist was visible at his spine... ouch...

 

OOC: Wait was that me or Xardius.

 

OOC:.... Xardius...

 

BUT TOO BAD! IT WAS A DUMMY!

And the real Xardius roundhouse kicked Maxilo out the ship's window.

 

OOC: Lol. Sorry, Its just that I threw him out a window... so I thought he would be mad at me... >_> *Awwwwkkkwarrddd*

 

But... IT WAS ALSO A DUMMY!!! (Nulix: Wowowowow) The real Maxilo jumped from behind and kicked Xardius in the stomach, his foot appearing in his back...

All of them who where fighting did not notice Skinnar had left, for a long time now...

 

Geryl then blew a hole in the roof and then destroyed the control panels. Abandon ship. Geryl said smiling.

 

Xegreny reached the top and noticed Skinnar not in the room where the others were fighting. Opening doors on the top floor he sneaked around looking for him, and other UPA secrets he could uncover.

 

Vexneah was just watching... They didn't need her help...

OOC: I think your stories are freaking hilarious Nul...

 

BUT IT WAS ANOTHER DUMMY!

The real Xardius jumped out the window after throwing Maxilo through a wall and was now re-attaching his supreme, impenetrable armor.

 

Geryl looked for Skinnar. WHere are you Coward!!!!

 

Xane tried to attack all of the dummies only to realized he had accidentally hit the real Skinnar to get the story moving.

OOC: Xane doesn't need to be exaggerated, he practically owns the 4th wall.....

 

High above them, Skinnar sat in his jet "Two million worth of tech down the drain, but you do what you gotta do, sorry Lex, but there are actually threats on board..." He said with a smile, dropping his emergency U.P.A. wrist detonator down on them.... it fell, past Xardius and Maxilo, past the elevator past the ground level, and into the basement, right in front of Xegreny.

Boom.

The ship was gone, Xardius went flying into the Radiant Garden Castles. Xegreny lay on the ground, covered in crisps, the ship was gone from its spot, and pieces of it went flying into houses, cursing them, killing the residents, and setting them alight. Chaos broke out, citizens ran everywhere, and Nulix sat with an ice cream cone. "would ya look at that..." He stated, brushing the black crisps from his face...


Skinnar laughed, as he rammed on the gas petal, and flew off world...



OOC: forth walls only go so far...

 

OOC: *blinks* Did you read my last post? I already was on the ground...Anyhow.

BIC: Xardius blinked. And jumped down a hole.

OOC: I think I'm gonna head out. See you guys later today, if I can get back on for 1/2 an hour.