Ultimate Organization: Ruin and Creation

OOC: That's okay Darknight, If I had any of the character's anything like them self, it just wouldn't be funny.

BIC: Skinnar was actually waiting for someone to dramatically break his door down and attack him.

 

Geryl took out his doubld Cerberus' and shot rounds to teh ship multiple times. THe heck. Geryl flew to teh ship and tore open a hatch and went inside.

 

Camexorn shot one arge energy arrow at the ship after charging it for a while. "This is AWSOME!!!!!!!" he yelled with excitement.

 

Xane went inside too. Stitch ran to Rentu Skinnars shoulder.

 

geryl killed several guards and went to the control room, dark energy bombs ready.

 

Xardius gaped some more, then walked a step, fell down a hole, and disappeared.

OOC: I have to go. See you tomorrow.

 

OOC: Later......

 

OOC: See ya...

BIC: "Skinny!" Stitch laughed.

 

Skinnar was eating some tea, when Stitch jumped on his shoulder. "What the deuce! Get off me Trog!" Skinnar yelled, as he smacked Stitch to the ground, and cut him in half with a chainsaw....

 

Xegreny jumped onto a rope dangling off the ship and started to climb.

 

OOC: Skinnar was eating some tea, eh? Also can sombody please post in the Law firm thread? So I can start it?

BIC: This didn't work of course as stitch is nearly indestructable.

 

Skinnar through his tea at Stitch, it burnt him alive and now he's dead.


OOC: Yes, he was eating tea

 

Geryl crashed into teh room where Skinnar was at. Finally! geryl took out his dark sword.

 

"Trog!" He yelled, putting a thermal nuclear detonator inside of
Stitch's eye socket, which blew up resulting in Stitch's ultimate demise...

 

Once again Stitch cannot be burned alive or detonated as he is nearly indestructable.

OOC: Why must you hate stitch? Also somebody pleeeaasse post in the Law Firm so I can start the story.....

 

OOC: I'll start.

BIC: Geryl then slashed at Skinnar.

 

OOC: i gotta go. Ill be back later.

 

OOC: Later...........

 

OOC: Alright, this is the unposted part two of the Xegreny special, he's completely out of character, but who cares, eh?


.................yay.................

!!!The Sad Little Adventures of Supreme Captain Rentu Skinnar's Ship!!!


Xegreny Speical!!!


It was a grand day in The World That Never Was. The citizens were happily minding their own business. And the happy thoughts that Captain Skinnar wasn’t allowed to leave his ship, due to the fact that they ships fuel had conveniently leaked out in the middle of space. Xegreny he walked out the Castle, and into the city. It was going to be a grand day…well…it was...up until…

“Attention all citizen†A peace of money yelled, " Skinnar has escaped. He has been spotted in the city driving some form of Forklift! Now is the time to panic!†none of the citizens seemed to panic from the money’s words.

“HE HAS ALREADY RUN OVER A HOT DOG STAND!!!†The city erupted with screams at the mere thought of a hot dog stand broken in the middle of the street. Xegreny screamed like a little girl. He turned around to face the exit of the city and almost died at the mere sight of citizens rampaging out of the city, their arms in the air.

“DIE CITY!!†Skinnar growled from his position, hunched over the steering wheel of a yellow, stolen forklift. The Captain drove towards memory sky scrapper, only to be stopped when he drove into a ditch and couldn’t get out. Xegreny was speechless with fear, as the wheels of the forklift rotated pathetically trying to escape. Xegreny screamed before backing away, towards the coffee shop.

“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!†Skinnar roared as he revved the engine of his new found friend (shows Maxilo back at the palace, whimpering and crying as he’s hunched over a picture of him and the Captain at Maxilo’s 1st birthday (He's a robot). Skinnar is stuffing his face with cake).

“YOU STUPID PIG!!!†Skinnar yelled at the forklift’s actions.

“Now sir, that’s no way to react when you see your reflection in the rear view mirror…†A U.P.A. agent sighed as he patrolled past.

“I know…†Skinnar whimpered as he stared at his lap with shame. Xegreny whimpered at the sight of the top of the forklift visible over the rim of the ditch, the top of Skinnar’s head was visible over the top as well.

Skinnar looked above the hole and spotted Secretary Lex (His Arch Rival), casually walking past, while other citizens were running around him screaming and crying and partly begging for mercy from god.

“Hey!! YOU! GET YOUR PATHETIC bottom OVER HERE!!†Skinnar roared as he flung a lassoed rope around Lex's waist and pulled a whip out of nowhere. “Get me the hell outta here Lebutt!†Skinnar screamed enthusiastically as he lashed the whip out at Lex.

“But sir…†Lex began to protest but was stopped when Skinnar's second best friend in the world appeared (aka the whip. Shows the cook crying over a massive chocolate cake labeled, “Rentu Skinnar is my Best Friendâ€). Lex cringed as the whip collided with his eye.

Lex began to pull the forklift out of the hole with all his might. It wasn’t long before people around started to join hands and sing songs about god and peace for some strange reason. Some guy in the background began cheering, “Take him! Take HIIIM!â€â€¦Probably referring to Lex and the forklift…

Xegreny screamed before turning around and darting towards the coffee shop. Lex managed to pull the forklift out of the ditch and was panting as the Captain tugged at the rope.

“This is boring…†Skinnar moaned as he fiddled with some controls. He soon came to halt at a red button labeled magnet. He pushed the button and the forklift gained magnetic energy. Skinnar became proud of meddling with the controls. Lex screamed as a gummi ship with some one on it came hurdling straight for him and the magnetized forklift.

The ship crashed into Lex and sent them both hurdling towards the forklift. Skinnar laughed like a lunatic as the gummi exploded sending the driver and Lex flying into the distance. A loud explosion occurred when they both landed in the *If you go in here you will die, foo!* section of the city.

The Captain continued to laugh as he turned the magnet off and headed towards the underground. Xegreny ran down the stairs of the coffie shop heading toward Xardius.

“Whats the new problem…?!†Xardius asked towards Xegreny.

“It’s coming!†Xegreny whimpered as tears streamed down his sorry for face.

“What…?†Xardius mumbled with hatred.

“YO, I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really, really want,

So tell me what I want what I really, really want!!†Skinnar had turned on his CD player. It appeared that he had installed a massive loud speaker onto the roof of the forklift. He was singing along to his favorite track, “The Spice Girls: Wannabe†song. The music got louder as Skinnar approached the Coffie Shop. He stuck the forks of his vehicle into the door and ripped it off.

“Face it Xegrey! I have to kill you! You’re destroying this perfectly good city! SOON IT WILL BE NOTHING BUT RUBBLE, THANKS TO YOU!!†(Remember this quote) Skinnar screamed into the hallway of the coffie shop.

“Oh my god…†Xardius was speechless with rage and fear at the sight of Skinnar slowly backing away, with the door, the forklift beeping as it moved.

Skinnar rammed into a building behind him. The wall of the building began to crack and crumble, while windows shattered all over the place. Skinnar lifted the forks and the door flew off and hurdled into the distant, hitting other buildings and vehicles causing them to catch alight and destroy the city.

Skinnar began to head forward again as he forced his way through the tiny doorway. He tore apart the coffie shops walls causing the bunk beds caught alight for no real reason…

“RUUUUUUN!!†The so far ignored yet present Xane screamed, as Xegreny grabbed the shocked and or appalled Xardius and headed towards the forklift. Xegreny climbed through the forklift and over Skinnar. Skinnar growled as Xegreny sabotaged his territory.

Xegreny ran out the coffee shop and towards his car. He jumped on it and drove for his life. Skinnar screamed before reversing out the coffee shop and into the already half destroyed building behind him. The building collapsed completely into a pile of worthless rubble.

“You can’t run for ever!†Skinnar screamed at Xegreny as he caught up to the car.

“That’s why I got me a fine ride!!†Xegreny called at Skinnar.

“Oh…okay! Fair enough!!†Skinnar called back happily. Xegreny road into the *I'm gonna kuel yo all, foo!* section of the city, he spotted Lex half dead, sprawled across the pavement of the ground.

Xegreny made a sharp turn and sped away from Skinnar, Xardius flew off the back of the car and went flying straight for Skinnar.

“Oh no you don’t Xeg...reny!!†Skinnar screamed as he used one of the forks to lift up Lex. Skinnar turned the forklift around and catapulted Lex into Xardius. This caused an explosion when they collided, in mid air.

“RAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!†Skinnar erupted with roars of laughter as he hunched further over the steering wheel in the hope that it would make it go faster.

“DIIIIIIIIIIIIE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAK!!!†Skinnar screamed as he turned the magnet back on. Xegreny and his car began to get pulled back towards Skinnar. Xegreny spotted this assault and jumped off the car before it was too late.

“He’s gonna eat us!†Xane screamed, this caused Xegreny to cry like a little kid being eaten by the boogieman, aka Heaven on weekends.

Xegreny spotted an alleyway in the distance and decided to hide there. He ran into it and stopped to see if he had lost the Captain. He however was not so lucky when he saw the two forks coming into the view from the side. He then saw the front of the forklift, it’s indicator flashing, trying to indicate that Skinnar knew Xegreny's secrets. Xegreny ran out the other end of the alley and screamed like a little girl.

“You can’t hide from me party ruiner!!†Skinnar hissed at Xegreny and Xane. “I know where you buy your groceries!!â€

“NO!!†Xegreny screamed like a little girl again.

“YES!!†Skinnar screamed back. The resulted in Xegreny screaming and crying as he threw an innocent citizen at the Captain.

Skinnar got the citizen on one of the forks and flung him behind his precious forklift.

“You can’t do this to me!! I’m Xegreny, the leader!†Xegreny screamed.

“NO! I’M XEGRENY, XEGRENY!! NOT YOU, XEG...reny!!!†Skinnar roared.

Xegreny started to run.

“Ooo, I love this song so much!†Skinnar cheered as he repeated his Spice Girl’s track.

“YO, I’ll ya what I want, what I really, really want!!†Skinnar sang, he was disturbingly out of time from the real song.

“This can’t be happening to me!†Xegreny cried as the forklift picked up more speed. Xegreny ran into the forest.

“DIE XEG..reny!†Skinnar screamed, his eye focused on Xegreny. For some strange reason Skinnar indicated to his right and pulled into a McDonalds drive through, Skinnar was still focused straight ahead of him and at Xegreny.

“Okay…the only explanation for that is that the Skinnys instinct got the better if him…†Xane spat as Xegreny turned around and looked at Skinnar who was talking to a drive through sever. Neither Skinnar nor the teen girls words were audible but Skinnar kept pointing to a menu through the window and counting out his money. Skinnar soon gave the girl the money then continued along to the next window.

The girl in the other window gave Skinnar a large bag filled with burgers and chips and it wasn’t long before he had indicated out of McDonalds. Skinnar reached into the bag with one hand, the other hand controlling the steering wheel. He pulled out a big Mac and began to pull the wrapper off it. He forced half the burger into his mouth and began to chew it to death.

Xegreny raised an eyebrow at the approaching Captain. Xegreny turned and started to run, Skinnar was getting dangerously close.

Skinnar shoved the other half of the burger into his mouth and swallowed it whole. He then pulled out his large milkshake and gulped it all down his throat in one go. He then let out the loudest, most tedious, yet entertaining to Heacen, repulsive, milkshake-burger burp in the history of ever. Xegreny clapped at the burp. Skinnar soon began on his large fries.

“BOOOOO! (Hiss) YUCK!! BOOO!!†Skinnar would hiss and scream if he found a brown/old/cold/uncooked/small chip. He would chew the chip up and spit it at old ladies and fat people, who were minding their own business.

Skinnar had soon devoured everything in the bag. He was getting dangerously close to Xegreny.

“BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!†Skinnar screamed as he threw the bag filled with at least 10 big Mac wrappers, 2 chip holders and one drinking cup with a pink straw. The bag hit Xane and Xegreny, and they got knocked off into the ground.

Xane screamed for help but Xegreny couldn’t give a damn about anyone else right now. He just kept running while the forklift’s tires narrowly missed Xane.

Xane screamed before running after Xegreny and Skinnar.

“I’m gonna eat your soul!†Skinnar screamed threateningly at Xegreny.

“Aaaaaaagggghh!!!†Xegreny screamed.

It was almost the end…the forklift was gaining on Xegreny, in fact it was less than a meter from him…


END?

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Nulix: So, was that good?
Maxilo: You cant end it there!!!
Nulix: Fine...
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(Voice over dude): Previously on Sad Little Adventure of Supreme Captain Rentu Skinnar's Ship….

“I’m gonna eat your soul!†Skinnar screamed threateningly at Xegreny.

“Aaaaaaagggghh!!!†Xegreny screamed.

Just then…

“Um, I’m sorry sir, but we Chinese restaurant…we no sell big Mac here…especially not 4 fused together…and we don’t have drive through…this is only window used to gain fresh air…†Xegreny turned around to see Skinnar, who had come to a halt at a Chinese restaurant window.

“But I’m hungry…†Skinnar moaned as he slumped over the steering wheel and began to sulk.

The Chinese man got scared and decided to lock the doors and windows, before Skinnar could find the vulnerable entrances.

“Pig…†Skinnar muttered as he began to go after Xegreny again.

Xegreny began to run away in return.

“NOW HEAR MY WRATHFUL THEME SONG!!!!†Skinnar roared as he turned the volume of his CD player up full boar.

“YO, I’LL TELL YA WHAT I WANT! WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT!! SO, THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! WHAT YOU REALLY WANT!! I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNA!I WANNA! I WANNA REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, WANNA ZIGZIG HA! IF YA WANNA BE MY LOVER! YA GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS! MAKE IT LAST FOREVER! FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS!!â€

Xegreny screamed as loud as he possibly could, at the sound of the Spice Girls, full boar style; they were already bad as it was, but now they were just suicidal…

Xegreny turned around to see how far away Skinnar was. He became shocked when he realized that Skinnar was wearing a Afro, wig. He was singing along to the song in a girly tone.

“Look Xegreny! I’m Scary Spice!†Skinnar cheerfully declared as he pointed to the wig. Xegreny screamed again as he ran into the grassy areas near the bazaar.

“Where the hell did you get that?!†Xegreny screamed behind him to Skinnar.

“Wig stand!†Skinnar called back as he signaled behind his back with his thumb. Xegreny spotted a completely destroyed wig stand in the distance. Imitation hair was everywhere. Xegreny knew soon that would be him…imitation hair sprawled halfway across the pavement…so sad…so sad…

Xegreny’s face was filled with sweat.

“You die now!†Skinnae screamed as he came so close to Xegreny that the forks were prodding him in the back.

“I wish superman was here!†Xegreny cried. Xegreny tilted his head to his left and spotted Superman’s cape, half ripped to shreds, as it dangled off a fork. Xegreny screamed. Skinnar laughed. Heaven burped.

Xegreny hopped on his skate board and fled for his life. It wasn’t long before he had lost any trail of the Captain. Xegreny ended up in the somewhere back in the city.

Xegreny began to calm down at the thought of Skinnar not knowing where he was. This moment however ended when Skinnar appeared out of nowhere. The Spice Girls still playing loud as ever.

“You cannot beat me!!†Skinnar growled as he turned his magnet on. The skate board got attracted to the forklift, along with a couple of vehicles and people.

Xegreny landed with thud on the ground. He got up as fast as he could and began to run for dear life again. He spotted a ramp leading into the water and told himself to avoid it. Xegreny ran along the path next to water.

“I kill you XEG..reny!!†The Captain roared as he went down the ramp partly laughing like a mad scientist. The minute the forklift was under water the Spice Girls slowed down and soon stopped in a tone of slow motion.

“Yo, I’ll…tell…what…I…want…what…I…reeaaaargh…†The CD stopped. All the people and cars floated to the surface of the water, along with the wig. But there was no Skinnar…and it had been decided…Skinnar was officially…dead…

(1 day later)

“Rentu Skinnar was a good Captain, he…†Maxilo was the priest of the funeral of Skinnar.

“No he wasn’t! He destroyed half the city!!†A citizen called at Maxilo.

“Oh…okay then…†Maxilo sighed as he closed the book he was reading from and threw it over his back.

The coffin filled with nothing approached the front of the funeral sight; it was carried by a few people. The people put the lid of the coffin on top of the forklift, which was next to Maxilo. They put the bottom half of the coffin underneath the forklift, between its wheels. The Spice Girls were playing in the background, on the count of Skinnar had requested that his funeral be like this…

“Oh, sorry I’m late…I was at the Chinese restaurant…so whose funeral is this…?†Skinnar had appeared out of nowhere, he was wearing a black dress, black high heels and a black hat with a lacy thing covering some of his face.

“Yours…†Maxilo couldn’t believe his eyes.

“You’re alive…?†Lex cried, the Captain suspected it was from joy…only on opposite day Skinnar…

“Err…yeah…†Praxis sighed, “Why wouldn’t I be…?â€

“Well…we’ve been searching the city for you all day…†sighed.

“Oh…I was at the Chinese restaurant…†Skinnar casually said.

“For 1 and a half days…?†Maxilo raised an eyebrow at his Captain.

“Yeah…they were holding and all you can eat sale…†Skinnar said in a snobby tone.

“No we weren’t…you threatened us with gun if we closed…or gave you bill…†The owner of the Chinese restaurant had appeared.

“Oh…Hey! You found my forky!! And my CD!†Skinnar cheered as he got his CD from the nearby funeral CD player and hopped into his partly rusted forklift. He shoved the CD into the CD player in his Forklift and turned towards Xegreny, who was wearing a black tuxedo.

“You!†Skinnar hissed at Xegreny, as he put his “Scary Spice†wig on and revved the engine. Xegreny screamed before running for his life…


END…?

 

OOC: That's hilarious Nulix.