Uh..

My lack of conformity and euphemistic values today is the result of two major events:

1.) I have turned 18. And by law, that means I am magically super awesome.

2.) It is my birthday. Technically this is the same as the above, but who gives a turd.

3.) See 1 & 2.

4.) See (3) for more questions.


tank yew.

 

happy birthday dude

and the good thing is i can be completely honest in wishing you the best

do awesome legal ****, have fun, etc

 

In all honesty, I feel no different. lol

Thanks. <:

 

Happy Birthday! Enjoy it while you can. The years seem to get shorter now. D:

 

I'll probably feel the same when I turn 18, I imagine.

:v Never been one for drugs, alcohol, gambling, etc

in b4 conservative buttpirate

 

Conservative bu-

Fuck.

 

happy birthday

i suppose

 

Now you can go have sex in a LEGAL fashion :]
It's exactly like an Illegal fashion, only less kinky :]

 

happy birthday you rascal you <3

 

Congrats. Now go throw a party that little kiddies like us arn't allowed. ._.
That's how my cousins did it. :v

 

happy birfdey!

 

lol, you guys gotta be 18? That restriction doesn't stop folk goin' at it. xDD

 

Yeah. I'm pretty sure not being 18 never stopped me from getting laid. Sorry guise.

lol' d

 

Lmao.
Seriously, I know what you mean.

 

same

 

That's why i included the whole 'Legal' and 'Illegal'