Type up a short story about the member above you

Minimum of 1 good paragraph (8 Sentences)
Have fun, you crazy kids.

 

He turned into a giant vagina monster. The end.

 

One day The Fuk? walked into the name change station at KHV. He still couldn't decide what to change his name to, but he figured he would figure it out by the time he walked there. He didn't.
"May I help you?" asked the kind service girl.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Um... I suppose I'll give you a minute then..."
The Fuk? walked over to the hard plastic chairs that hurt your ass and sat, looking around at the boring-ass walls, covered in lame posters with sayings like 'Hang in There 8D' and 'Don't Do Drugs'. 'Pfff, drugs. That guy on the poster is such a liar.' he thought. 'Everyone knows that's what keeps the damn site running...'
One Hour Later
'Great Scott, it's boring here. Apparently I have no life, just sitting here like a lump... Of course that's pretty obvious, seeing as I'm on a site about a video game... Wait! What was that first thing I thought? It's boring? No. Drugs? Nope... Great Scott, I'm forgetful... Great Scott? Hmmmmm...'






8D
Amidoinitrite?

 

Ben Affleck spilled some acid or somehthing on his eyes and was blind. Then he was Fearless. Derp de durrr.

 

One day, A boy named Brad looked for guidance. That very guidance waited for him in a motel room with the number 489 on it. Brad was very quick and agile, He was never the type to believe in the way of Bushido, But some certain events made him want to beleive in something. When he walked into the motel lobby the clerk said "489 is on the second floor, 3 doors down your left" So he walked up to room 489 and now he was ready to talk to the Bushido in the Bedroom.

 

Reptar was stomping down the street in her new boots when she suddenly came upon a miniature town.
"Aww, isn't that neat. But who would leave such a cute toy in the middle of nowhere like this?"
She took a closer look at the toy an found it to be populated by tiny toy people. Even creepier, they all seemed to be looking up at her.
She gently picked up one of the tiny people and examined it closely. It was still looking at her with wide eyes.
"This almost like that horror movie where the dolls came alive..." she shivered.
She looked again at the toy and - "OMG IT JUST BLINKED AT ME!" She dropped the little person and quickly stomped on it with the heel of her boot. She looked again at the toy town and saw the miniature people moving about.
"OMG!!!" Reptar screeched. She then proceeded to smash the entire town to bits, with all the tiny people inside.
She looked up upon finishing the job and looked around. "Remind me never to touch random toys again..." she said as the dinosaur stomped off into the distance.

 

Fearless did a large amount of drugs and wrote a short story.

 

There once was an ugly barnical, he was so ugly that everyone died the end xD

 

Aster Phoenix was watching an episode of spongebob while reading this thread, and decided to plagiarize Patrick.

 

These. Are. Eight. Words. That. Make. Eight. Sentences.

 

The young child of Bushido came to the small village of Topeka, where the village was in great turmoil. The village was attacked by a strange virus, which changed the villager's gender by one week. Bushido was unknown to the virus until he caught it by having a drink with one of the women there known as Bobby.
"Bobby, do you want to come to my hut with me?" asked Bushido, wanting to show her how Bushido in the Bedroom was like.
"I'm not sure if you'd want me to..." answered the Bobby nervously, looking towards the floor.
"Why wouldn't I?" He asked, feeling the rejection coming on.
Bobby sighed, and looked up at Bushido, and finally said:
"Of you insist, but you're going to be in for a pleasent surprise."

EDIT: Damnit, took to long.

 

The summer breeze calmly brushed Ophelia's silk smooth cheeks as she walked down a mystical looking forest, hoping that she can find a shortcut to get to the mall quickly. As she walked deeper into the forest, she heard a rustle, and froze up.
''Who-- Who's there?'' She yelped, startled by the sounds around her.
All of a sudden, Ophelia heard a rather ungodly scream. Not knowing whether to follow the sound of the scream or to just keep on walking, she stayed on that exact spot where she froze up, her innocent eyes looking around to make sure nothing was coming for her.

The bushes began to rustle and she prepared herself to make the sprint of her lifetime, that was until she heard a cooing sound... Where she found an abandoned baby sleeping in a basket.

Meanwhile...

Sam Manson was by the mall, wondering why Ophelia was taking so long.

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Bl I couldn't think of anything else at the time.

 

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Cherry. Her parents had named her so because when she was born, she was as red as a cherry.
She had cherry cheeks and cherry lips and her favorite color was Auper Cherry Berry.
One day, as the princess walked through her cherry grove, she heard a rustle through the trees behind her. "Who's there" she asked.
From behind the tree stepped a man who's face she could not see.
"Who are you, Man-Whose-Face-I-Cannot-See?"
No answer.
She stepped closer. "Hello?"
Still no answer.
She marched up to the unknown person and got all up in his face. "Oi! Answer me!"
She grabbed his arm and she felt a tingling grow up her arm. She began to shrink until she was the size of a cherry.
"You are now a cherry." said the man. "You shall remain a cherry until someone who could love you should come and eat you."
'What?' Cherry cried in her head.
But the man had already gone.
Unfortunately, no one ever came for poor Cherry, and eventually she rotted away to nothing.
After many years had passed, however, it came to be that Cherry grew into a beautiful cherry tree.
And to this day, Cherry tree is the biggest, most beautiful tree in the cherry orchard.

The End
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