Twilight Series [General Discussion Thread]

the twilight movie was probably the best movie EVA that was based of a book

me and my friends fight about twilight xD

i like book 3 best, one friend likes 2, one friend likes 4

we all know book 3 has the best ending xD

i'm guessig that it's clear that i love twilight... it's one of those books that if you put it down you think "I CAN'T ****ING GET TO SLEEP BEFORE I FINISH THE CHAPTER" or "I'LL GO TO BED AS SON AS I'VE FINISHED THE NEXT 6 CHAPTERS BECAUSE THEN THE BOOKS DONE" or "HURRY THE HELL UP, I WANA READ THE NEXT BOOK TOO

 

UGH.
Edward disgusts me. HOW CAN HE BOUNCE UP AN APPLE WITH HIS FOOT?
-is talking about a scene in the movie-
The book is okay...
I mean, the whole plot isn't very interesting, but Stephie Meyer...ugh, I bet that I spelled that wrong, is a very good write, in my opinion at least.​

 

The only evil ones in the story are James and his group.They act like vampires somewhat.I hate Twilight,over rated.

 

I've never read it, so my friends tell me that I can't really have an opinion on it, but I'm really starting to dislike it because of how freakin' popular it is. I mean, if it's that good, then it's that good. But I've heard from other people that it's really not that great and that it doesn't deserve this popularity.

What annoys me most is how half the girls who read are all "OMG EDWARD'S SO HAWT <3" and the other half are like "STFU JACOB'S MOAR HAWTER THAN EDWARD D8<"​

 

I HATE IT. THIS SERIES IS ALL TEH GIRLS AT MEH CHOOL TALK ABOUT. I CANT GO THROUGH ONE FRENCH CLASS WITHOUT HEARING SOMEONE SAY: "Edwards hot!" GAAAH! THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME SOMETHING THAT IS 'GOOD' ABOUT TWILIGHT I'LL BITE THEIR EFFIN HEAD OFF.

^^ that is all...

 

i dislike they it was supposed that they removed all the normal vampire attributes and made....just plain heroes instead...
if it's true then i think it was pretty...um...questionable why the author did that...
also...
even though it's supposed to be a love story...i think it's mostly that um...some guy is supposedly very attractive...and that's it...

many female humans in my class loved the movie and loved edward...
i suppose it was because they though he was....um..... ''hot''...

 

Okay, now that I have read the book, I have to say I didn't hate it quite as much as I thought I would.
But still, I found the authors view of teenagers so... optimistic.
I don't think the word 'alcohol' came up even once in any form during the first book. All the parties were arranged by the school, etc...
And it didn't really start properly until the end, when James came.
And I really, really don't like Edward. He's too arrogant, too 'perfect'... Eurgh >=P ​

 

The Twilight books aren't horrible, but I do agree that they're very overrated. It's a decent book, but all the attention it's getting is annoying. Especially so because there are better books out there that no one has heard of. My main problem is that I hate Bella. With a fiery, burning passion. When you have a series and the protagonist isn't likable, you're pretty much screwed. Or you should be. Not so with Twilight. *shrugs* I really don't understand why they're so popular, and I've read them. I dislike them now much more than I did when I read them just because of all the attention they're getting.​

 

You are not. I have read the book, and i never did get it. I can go into the middle of highschool and yell "twilight sucks!" and the teachers game me a detention for "not keeping your comments to yourself" and the teacher had like 50 mugs that says

I <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 twilight
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Twlight isnt a good book,you shouldnt get detention for somthing as bad as that. I mean really Edward. Who in the world is going too find a real guy like him?. Thats why i prefer Jacob because he is like many normal guys that i know,apart from the whole shapeshifting thing.

 

Twilight is tween fantasy. All there is too it. There is no plot (at least, not a good one), nothing that makes a good book/movie. It ws only created so little girls could drool over some fictional character.

 

twilight h8rs! ive read all the books (not a fan) an they're okay. they dont suck, but they're okay.

 

I'm not saying they suck, I'm saying they're ridiculously overrated.

 

for everyone on this who dislikes twilight, check out my thread, it is formed of pure liquid win
((teh link: http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=72721&page=2))

 

For future reference, and your own personal benefit, don't do that anymore.

 

How Twilight Could of been better

if you are currently reading this, if something makes no sense, i apologize, for this was simply a thread made out of impulse


Like My other Twilght rant dont be going like "OMG ITS SO ORIJEENAL AND UR JEALOUS OF HER SKILLLLZ!!!!!11!11!11"
and these are my opinions

Kudos to Stephanie Meyer for making the book though, since i know other people like the book and congrats on your book

Well really now? screw you

ok

1: Instead of making a vampire, make a brand new creature
I mean, you could seriously call your little creatures "Fooglyhats" for all i care girls and boys will still drool over your ******y sparklers. But for a sense i get you were going a JK Rowling route, (muggles,certin types of wands bla bla bla)

2: Honestly... YOU KNOCKED BELLA UP
What the **** were you thinking? Unlike you, Stephanie Meyer your perfect vampire knows biology, and he guessed he could not knock her up is because
SPERM DIES 3 DAYS AFTER THE HUMAN BODY DIES so you think sperm dead for 100+ years is gonna be so active the babys already kicking a 2 weeks? seriously

3: If you would not listen to #1 at least dont make them DAMN SPARKLE
i mean, if vampire originally sparkled in the first place then the most dramatic part in Interveiw with a Vampire would of never happen (which is the part when they are trapped and burn in the sun)

4:Next time you do that month intervels like you did in New Moon, DONT it shows lazyness, well i guess i would allow you to do that for the fact no one wants to read about Bella laying in bed like the worthless ass she is

5:Make Bella more of an independent women, you say she is very mature obviously not, if she whimpers in bed when her guy goes away and she JUMPS OFF A CLIFF JUST TO HEAR HIS VOICE!?
i find the very weak and inmature


EDIT #1

6: Stephanie Meyer also did the thing that every FANGIRL WILL DO
Its inserting herself into the story as Bella i knew this for a while and never found proof but ALAS! i found it

link--- http://iheartchaostheory.deviantart.com/art/SMeyer-is-Bella-Anti-Twilight-108774204



im gonna add on to this im too damn lazy myself, glad you read my gibberish

 

No words of mine can describe the awesomeness of this rant.

 

thank you :D

 

Rants about Twilight are the only ones I seem to enjoy o.o

 

xD lol me too thats it for me also