Twilight Reveiw

Twilight Review

Since I Hate the book, you will probably think i will just hate on the movie which i wont. I will talk about cast then effects/shiz and probably somethings about the book/movie

3.9/5

Cast:

Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson

This guy well i thought he was INSANELY cute as Cedric Diggory but as Edward, well.. its weird, on angles its makes him look like an insane freak, the way he acts is good though, at times being cheesy sorry i just dont have a lot to say about Robby.

Bella Swan/Kristen Stewart

She is a good actor but is it me? or does she have like ADD or something? I SWEAR she twitches in every scene of this movie, i do like the cast for picking her though besides her acting its her looks, she has the average joe feel to her, and when she gets bitten OMG she is like growling like a dog xD

Eric Yorkie/Justin Chon

I know what a random character xD But i loved this guy in the movie he was so funny in this xD I mean when he says La Push it makes me LOL he was like "LAAAAAAAAAA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSH"

Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black

This guy was freakin adorable xD but his hair drives me nutz to no wits end,
i have always thought it would be like a surfer's hairdo

I dont feel like typing for the rest of the cast DX


ANYWWWHHOOOOOOOO

Special Effects/Shiz

Honestly after all this craze and shiz i honestly thought this was going to look good :/ so i will organize this

Jumping:

Jumping i thought looked in fact horrible, i mean it looked like they srapped a harness to Robby and just swinged him and photo shopped/whatever thing out of the screen

Fast Movements:

This was horrible these were put in at horrible and unnecessary times, like when Edward goes around the car just to open the fricken door.
And in the books they were suppose to be 'gliding' and these were more 'jerking' then smooth paced

OMFG PRETTY SPARKLES!?!??!?!?!!?:

This part i was honestly looking forward to, seeing how they would incorporate this part into the movie, i honestly was wishing to see him sparkle like a diamond, like with rainbows shining everywhere and shiz,
but it looked like they dumped a bucket of glitter on him, when i first saw him i was like "Dude I don't see ANYTHING on him!?" and i had to look closely for the sparkles, Edward and party could probably easily go in the school with sunlight without being noticed :/

Book/Movie comparison

The characters were incorporated really well, at least i think xD
Honestly i wished Bella was uglier :o



**** i did hate on it >_>

 

i havent seen it but ive seen the comercials. im gonna bring a notepad and pencil and write down everything rong w/ the movie. :)

 

You beat me to this. xD
The jumping was horrible. It was almost as if the characters were singing "LOOK I'M ON STRINGS". But apparently it was supposed to look like that? (yeah right).

Jacob's hair annoyed the ever so Holy hell out of me, too. But he was so adorable, I still loved him. =3

The Cullen family was just about perfect (Alice could've been a little bubblier, though), except for Edward, but no actor would be perfect for him. I didn't really like Kristen Stewart as Bella, actually. I liked her is Speak, where she was supposed to be depressed, but this was ridiculous. I don't recall her smiling except when she was in the Cullens' house and at the prom.

And Edward was like a disco ball, I'm sorry I had to say it. :sweatdrop:
Overall, I would give it a 6.3/10, it was okay but cheesy in the mushy moments.
These are all IMOs, keep in mind. ;D

And James was hot.

 

Laurent was from HOUSE too xD
and actually i imagined Victoria with a more fiery hair color, like a crimson hair style

 

Yeah, I noticed that. 8D He looked familiar, and first I thought he was from Lost, but once I saw the close up, it clicked. =3
I also forgot to say, Billy was exactly as I imagined him. I mean EXACTLY. It creeped me out. >>

 

I imagined his voice being more scruffy

 

Not to mention the random Steph Meyer cameo. xD
They should've hung Edward on the ceiling at the prom, spun him around and shone a light on him. Seriously, his sparklyness was that bad.

 

seriously i know xD i know they do that with the creators of something, like how Stan Lee was a mail man in Fantastic 4 or in Iron Man

but seriously you know at school when girls wear those gay sparkles?
yeah they dumped a whole bucket of it on him

 

I agree. Their jumping was horrible. And Jacob's hair, ugh I wanted to freaking find him and shave it all off xD
It was annoying as hell.

I thought it was a good movie but could've been better in some parts such as the jumping and stuff, but I thought the actors did a good job.

I approve it.
8/10

 

When my girlfriend dragged me to see it, I had very low expectations, but as it went on, I realized that it wasn't too bad. I liked it. The acting was very well done.

 

I love Jacob. He's so cool. Personally, I hate Edward, but the movie helped me like him a tad bit more. I loved the shot with the sun glasses.

I agree with the effects, I was expecting prisms of light and rainbow shooting off in every direction. I was VERY disappointed.

 

I expected him to sparkle like snow, not like a light show. xD
I've noticed with not-so-great movies that once they come out, you don't see commercials for them anymore. I haven't seen a trailer for Twilight since I saw on Friday.

 

I thought it was Great! It was just like to the Book! Even though it lefted out some unimportant parts.

 

2.3/10

God i hated this movie.

Everything about Robert Pattinson infuriates me. The way he talks was wrong. The way he looked was wrong. The way he moved was wrong. ahhhhhh. And her room wasn't even yellow. Billy is way more serious than that. Grahhhhhhh jumping was bad, so was fast-moving. The last scene was stupid, when he was sucking out the venom. And she twitches when he talks to her. Every time he initiates a conversation she goes into an epileptic fit. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE.

 

Yeah, that part was bad. The guys sitting behind me were doing some kind of commentary. Normally I would've told them to stfu but they said exactly what I was thinking throughout the movie.

Spoiler

When Ed flies back and hits the wall when they were first-kissing in her room, one of them said "Did they just do it?" I almost choked to death on a popcorn kernel. xD

 

Before you all get mad at me for flaming this, I'd like to tell you that I am a diehard fan of the Twilight series, I've read all the books numerous times, and I am a huge Edward Cullen fan.

I just saw it a few hours ago with my friends, and, at the very end of the movie, we all said the same thing: "Well, that's two hours of our lives we're NEVER gonna get back."

Honestly, I haven't seen that horrible of a movie in a very, VERY long time. That beat out Camp Rock. The whole thing was one big awkward moment. If I had been alone, I would've walked out of the theatre within the first half-hour, laughing my head off at how absolutely ridiculous it was.

For one, was Robert Pattinson trying to put on a New York accent? He sounded like a mobster. And don't get me started on his sparkling. He looked like a horribly-animated video game character sweating. And Kristen Stuart had no emotion. At all. Plus she had minor seizures when talking to Edward. And their kiss dragged out way longer than it should've. Even the people who were into the movie were yelling for them to speed it up.

Carlisle was a freaking albino. I mean, I know they're supposed to be pale, but all the other Cullens could blend in a little better. Carlisle was whiter than the background on KHV. He looked like he was from Star Trek.

I did like a few things, though. Jacob and Emmett, with all ten of their combined lines, were good. I hated Jacob's hair, but I thought he was very cute, and he stayed true to the character of Jacob in Twilight. Plus I was impressed that he went from Sharkboy to the sex icon of Team Jacob in a few years. Emmett's one line made me laugh really hard:

Spoiler

Rosalie: Do we even know if she's Italian?
Emmett: ...her name's Bella.

And, for some reason, I really liked Eric Yorkie. I thought he was adorable in a geeky sort of way.

But, overall, I'd have to give this a 2.3/10. I genuinely hated it, but it made me laugh.


Honestly, this is better than the whole movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA

 

LOL what a ****** film. Books come pretty close too.

 

My sister thought that, but since we're pretty much twins, and disagree on almost everything, I thought her hair was fine. It was just the same length I thought it was, and I don't know how anyone's can be more orange then that. James was scary lookin too.