I've come to the conclusion that when you're sick you're the opposite of the Flash, meaning everything is in slow motion. Like walking, raising your hand, falling off a chair, or chewing. Then you have that moment where everything goes fuzzy black and you're doing some Matrix move trying to regain clarity. Most un-super hero ever.
That's the hottest burn I've seen/read in a long time. Damn. Someone splas a bucket of water in my face before my head hits the keybbssumdrdw5eb8i46uyuiokfpg
Matrix moves arent impressive, you're just falling while waving your hands like a lunatic. "AAARGH! I'M WAVING MY HANDS LIKE A LUNATIC AS I FALL!" XD