"Touch my Body" - Mariah Carey (don't take this too seriously...)

Some of you love...

Some of you hate it...

Me? I'm officially terrified of Mariah Carey thanks to this song...

If you listen to the lyrics, they make her seem like some sort of psychotic, stalkerish, whore! Take this wonderful line for example...

"Cuz if you run your mouth and brag about this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down"

So basically she's saying "Oh, By the way... if you tell anyone about this... I... Will... KILL You... *insert creepy smile and eye twitch here*

...Okay, I understand it's not a good thing to spread rumors and such, but "I will hunt you down"? Honestly? I'm sorry, but from the first time I saw her say that so innocently, and with that "goody-goody" smile... I ran and hid under my bed for a good half an hour... (I can't even turn on the radio part of my alarm clock without being reminded about Mariah Carey's charming death threat...)

And then she goes on to you usual rambles of how she wants you to "Ba dunk, Ba dunk" her " Mc Boing Boing" like many of her songs detail... but you could care less, since your still scratching your head trying to figure out how she was able to sneak that pleasant little "reminder" in without anyone else noticing...

Then there came the video... where she tries to distract most people with her regular wardrobe of tight, reflective mini dresses and random insertions of wind in the most awkward and unlikely times/places; from the main point of the song that is "if you make me look bad... you won't even have the time to regret it...". Not only does she pull off that ploy, but she also hires this "Geek Squad" wannabe, and play him off as the "True" creeper... HA! Many may have seen through your hidden intentions Mariah, but I haven't! I see you for who you truely are! A sick, twisted minded individual... who feeds off emotions of young, innocent men, threatening them until they do your every whim with just a simple flick of one of your well manicured nails!

...I should probably stop now, I believe I got my point across, and it would probably be in my best interest to now change my name and flee the country for a few months...

But before I go, feel free to reply with any comments, concerns, and so forth. Thank you for taking the time to read my rantings, but remember, now you'll be as much "wanted" as I am...

 

It was just a joke, lol. xD

Hell, the entire song technically takes place inside the mind of some Computer Technician. >_>;;

Technically.

 

...Tis why I said "don't take this too seriously"... XD

 

This song makes "My Humps" sound subtle.

 

^^ above post...yeah kind of didn't need to know that,anyway yeah this song kind of scares me a little but i'm i could probaly take on carey if she did hunt me down unless she had her bodygaruds there,then i crap my self and plea for mercy