Tornado incoming.

And I live in a trailer.

Scale of 1-10, how fast am I going to die?

 

The trick is to get into the eye of the storm and then move the trailer along with the eye until the storm goes away
nothing can go wrong
but in all seriousness, rest in peace

 

Go out and punch it in the dick.

 

that's hurricanes

 

If they know it's coming, why don't they stop it? We need a new president.

 

@Misty, @Plums, @Mike, @DigitalAtlas: Stay safe.

 

They should all be out of range. New York is pretty big and they're in the city, while I'm in the center of the state. Fearless, and, yeah, maybe Plums (can't hurt, right?) need well wishes the most.

Imma go out how I lived. Making fun of people on the internet and playing games. Today is Banjo.

 

Yeah, it seems we only caught the edge of it here. We had a Severe Storm Warning, and the storm only lasted about an hour before the sun came out again.
I just came back in from splashing around in the giant puddle that is my yard.

If I remember correctly, the storm warning was for Syracuse, which is like dead center of the triangle made up of the cities that the three of us live in.

Nice to know you care about me too.

 

yeah I will basically never be hit by a tornado

hurricanes however are gonna kill us all soon

 

It was like that here around six, but then I got a tornado warning.

Oh man, it's going for Syracuse? That's highly populated. We'll all be safe if it hits that area, but man that's scary for those people. Luckily, they have the university, the stadium, and many places to seek shelter and evacuate if need be.

 

I'm going to operate under the assumption your mom gave birth to you while in a tornado

Anyways, going back to the original question
Let's just say
You're Vanitas

 

I think a stern talking-to would suffice.

 

Just send out your Ground-type.

 

Didn't know you lived there.

Literally?

 

I can pretty much guarantee that where I live will be underwater in the next 100 years.

 

I'm just sitting here in the Midwest laughing.