Top Ten Better Stories than Beyond: Two Souls

DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NOT PLAYED BEYOND: TWO SOULS AND THIS IS NOT MY OPINION ON IT. I JUST FIND THE VIDEO FUNNY.

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It seems that Pepsi Next can give you an experience that Beyond: Two Souls cannot. I've tried Pepsi Next and unlike the contender, Pepsi Next makes you feel REAL ~emotions~. The joy of getting a Pepsi Next, the anticipation of opening it, the pleasure of drinking, the anxiety of it emptying out, and finally the forlorn yearning for another Pepsi Next. Those two minutes are a rollercoaster of ~emotions~ that Beyond: Two Souls cannot compare to. Maybe it has all of those, but not in the timespan of two minutes, no sir. This creates a much denser experience with Pepsi Next. Buy Pepsi Next.

BEYOND: TWO LITERS
Now only sixty calories.

 

Now I wanna play Streets of Rage.

 

Shouldn't have taken you so long.

GENESIS... DOES!

 

Again, not for the first time or anything, jesus man I'm not a philistine

 

I was more implying you should never not want to play it as opposed to suggesting you never played it.

 

Jim Sterling is the man
Love that guy

 

But it's like Heavy Rain though so it must be good.

 

Heavy Rain was better. Because unlike BTS your actions actually have an impact on the story.

 

Jim Sterling's youtube channel is itself entirely on drugs

 

It's actually on Pepsi Next

 

WHAT NINTENDON'T

flees

 

You can flee, but I'll chase you forever~

ESPECIALLY WITH AWESOME REMARKS LIKE THESE

 

I was physically incapable of leaving that unfinished man

would be sacrilege or something

 

Your reward:

...and another reminder of awesome Genesis music

 

False, none of your actions can make the entire plot misdirection I mean lies I mean straight up telling someone one thing and then revealing later that it was a lie and feeling smug about it "twist" not be a large bag of dildos

 

But it does affect the story at multiple points, sure it doesn't affect everything, but there wouldn't be much of a structured narrative if the main characters could stop investigating the case and go back to whatever it is they do in life. Somethings need consistency.
Also, I liked the twist, it was a bit bull, but I think David Cage has more ambition than sense.

 

Nate's face is better than Beyond.

 

I agree.