Top 10 Things Not To Say

Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument:

10- Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.
8- You're just upset because your a** is beginning to spread.
7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?
6- You're sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5- Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.
3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** flakes this morning!
2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

 

I must be crazy, because that actually is one out of many things I actually do love about girls.
I know, I'm sadistic like that.

 

i vote for number 4.

 

Actually when a guy says that to me when I'm mad, I laugh and forget about it momentarily.

 

7 and 3.X3

 

I Disagree

 

I disagree at the myth

 

Unfortunately, that thing was loaded

 

I've used numbers 5 and 7 in one talk with this girl OK....and....um....she grabbed my leg....she tied it to a pole and....then she got a stick.....ya....not pretty.