Tonight i bring you a new game.

It's called

"Help poor ol' saint nick with his english homework"

I have to write a "creepy" poem. It has to be more than 10 lines long, in a rhyming couplet style. Easy, right? Not so much. I'm terrible a poetry, and even worse at being creepy.

But you guys are a bunch of creeps, so i figured this would be a good place for ideas.

 

I am aparantly able at poetry and also i'm kinda creepy in my own special way so heres an idea. Write one about Micheal Jackson, it should be simple after that.

 

The most logical answer is to write a poem on KHV.

 

I could just write about the internet in general.

 

If you perceive the Internet to be that creepy, then yes.

 

I'd give that a A+ sir.

 

Fuck it, i'm writing about spiders

 

Why the hell spiders? D:

 

Cuz they're creepy.

 

Bots or real arachnids?

 

Actual spiders.

 

I was really confused momentarily. I thank you for your timely and concise assistance.

 

****** poem about spiders, GO

Clinging to the wall
Just waiting to fall
To crawl all over your hair
And into the hole through which you breathe air.
Watching you with eyes numbered eight
Eight eyes filled with absolute hate
With venom glistening on it's fangs
From it's silvery web it hangs
Deciding just which one of you to kill
To attack you with considerable skill.

This took me an hour to write.

 

Next time if it has to rhyme.

http://rhymezone.com/

 

I totally should've thought of that. Whatever, though, what's done is done.

 

True. No more Berlin wall. *sighs*

 

I would've written you one and make you fail but I guess I'm too late.