Today

I looked fukkin sexy as fukk today. No joke.

Zip up hoodie, skinny jeans, socks and sandals, striped silk boxers, and hair flipped to the left.

Bitches were fukkin all over my dick, all the time.

Rolled up to the library. Saw a fukkin gorgeous girl. We almost fucked but there were some kids around and yo dawg that shit ain't cool we gotta keep those kids kids you know stop em from swearing and fucking until they're 12.

Saw some other bitches. Looked into their eyes. Saw what they were thinking.

You know what they were thinking, khv?
I'll tell you.

"Goddamn look at that sexy mothafukka right there he's so fukkin sexy jesus h. christ what's this wet spot on my panties oh fukk i just came 6 times."

That's right.

Went to applebees afterward. 4 waitress came to my table, all trying to serve me at once i was like BITCHES CALM THE FUCK DOWN I ONLY NEED ONE OF YOU. I eenie meenie minie moe'd that shit like a motherfukkin pro.

Bitch was all like " Oh honey what you want to eat you want some of this? you want some of this?" Bitch nearly got naked right there i was like BITCH I GOT FAMILY AROUND CALM YO'SELF.

Got a bacon-burger instead. Needed some more bacon.

 

Thank you, Atlas. I found my flaw.

 

Today, I wore a sleveless shirt and a kid came up to me and asked me if I was a basketball player.

 

And then you woke up.

 

I was the waitress at Applebees

these hips don't lie

 

I fuckin knew it.


She was too sexy to be just a regular waitress.

 

of course she wasn't a regular waitress

she was a veloceraptor waitress

...

[I'm a velociraptor]

 

I'd fuck Atlus so hard.

 

I think you had a little too much sugar before bed, Atlas.

 

Dream on, sweetheart.

 

You do know that this thread will make you look like a Sl*t,Right?

 

Boys don't look like ****s.
They look lucky.
0_0

 

No,what i mean is,he just does it with a total stranger 0.0.He doesn't even know her.She could be carrying a knife and kill him or she could be a druggie or something.

 

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You are taking this way to seriously.
Stop.
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Ha ha ha...everybody knows Atlas is gay.

 

Okay i was just warning him.:sarcasm:

 

I think he knows.

Hurrr...I didn't xD

 

Im a chick magnet myself.

 

It's not hard to notice.