Today was fun.

My sculpture professor repeatedly stabbed my sculpture that took me 6 hours to make with a knife and told me to do it again.


This would make a perfect fml entry.

 

Maybe it looked like their ex?

As long as it wasn't you they stabbed.

 

Hi, I'll need the name and address of this professor.
...
Just in case, you know, their house burns down by accident or something.

 

same here... Wolfie.. I got the "stuff"

 

im srry but thats just mean if that happened to me i would have slapped him in the face.

 

For the cheap price of FECK ALL. I will find a mysterious masked my who shares both my height, weight and voice to aid with any fire starting. THERE WILL BE FIRE STARTING, RIGHT?

 

Maybe he wants to teach you about how something is even more beautiful after it's been broken and then fixed.

Or he's just a mean idiot who deserves to meet Wolfie when she's angry.

 

I would do that to every mistake I do at art.

But a simple eraser is good too.

 

I prefer to burn the paper and eat the ashes. It's how I was instructed to dispose of all secret documents.

 

Crumpet: It didn't look like anything D: unless her ex was an abstract sculpture.

Wolfie and Sabby: Feel free to do anything xD

Namine: Yyyyyeaaahh but that's how college professors are.

Barry: Imma go with the second one D:

 

Most excellent.
Sabby, get the equipment.
I'm driving this time.

Would you like to accompany us, Tootsie? c:

 

*inb4 arson*

 

I'll start writing up an alibi. I think that's how it's spelled.

 

**Fixed** xD
Yes but that does suck

 

kk boss. Got everything you need. from the bazookas to the snipers.

 

Get a friend to jizz in his face or straight up slap in the balls.

 

then t-bag his face... or since we are girls we'll vag-bag his face

 

Naw he'd like that too much

 

not if we thrust like distinguishing a fire

 

Can I come? I just recently got a tazer that I've been waiting to try out.

*inb4murderandjaywalking*