Today, someone asked me if I had a husband.

I'm 15. ; ; I feel old now

 

Worst pickup line ever. xP

 

Someone asked me if I was Jewish based on my nose. wtf.

 

What would make it worse was if you were a guy and they asked you that

 

If it was an old man you should be worried.

 

A 13 year old asked me if I was single when I was 17 at work.
I told her I was married.

 

Was the sound of her heart breaking sweet to you?

 

About as sweet as the profanities her dad yelled at me when she brought him to the restaurant and introduced me as "the married guy who hit on" her

 

Someone asked if I was asian.

 

I thought you where Swedish.

 

I thought you were a sandwich D:

 

I sometimes get mistaken for a boy from the back. >_>
Hence why I'm currently growing my hair out.