It's not every day that you get to celebrate something as amazing as this. Throughout the ages prophecies have fortold of one person, one GENDERLESS person who will come down upon KHV, and bring it forth unto salvation. Sadly, they haven't come yet. BUT FEAR NOT! For another genderless one is among us! ONE TO WHOM THIS DAY IS UNBELIEVABLY SPECIAL! EXACTLY 1 YEAR AGO, THE GREAT CHRISTHOR WAS BORN. FROM THE TOPS OF MOUNT OLYMPUS TO THE DARK PITS OF HADES HE RAN WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS. FIGHTING GRAMMAR NAZI AND SPAM HATING MODERATOR ALIKE. HE CONQUERED THE NATIONS OF THE INTERNET AND THE GODS THEMSELVES STOOD IN AWE! THE GREEK GODS BAKED HIM MANY SAVOURY FOODS. THE CHRISTIAN GOD BUILT HIM A CASTLE, AND THE NORSE GODS EVEN POPPED DOWN TO GIVE A QUICK HELLO THAT ONE TIME. ALL OF THIS CULMINATED TO PERFECTING THIS ONE DAY. THE ONE DAY THAT SHALL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS CHRISTHORS FIRST BIRTHDAY!
I never lie, I just kinda "extend" the truth, y'know? Never shake a baby! D: Why thank you kindly sir, I will send some thunder your way as to show my appreciation :] Oh Bueno, it's so nice of you to leave me a birthday greeting, I'm finally as old as you are <3 D'aw, Mr. Pumpkin! That's the cutest thing I've ever seen you say ;-; Thank you so much!
The OP ...Too much. ;-; Happy birthday, duuuude! Have an awesome amazing one. Enjoy cake and beer and whatever. That's what I got for my first birthday, anyway.
