I fell asleep and it was one of those weird sleeps where you're dreaming but can still hear everything around you and it like effects your dream. So in my dream I could hear my teacher and then my mind like woke up but my body didn't. Ya know that feeling where you're like mentally alert but your body wont move? Yeah that. So then the teacher calls my name and asks me a question and I suddenly snapped out of my state of near paralysis and answered. Weird ****.
My friend,you were mindfucked by sleep paralysis.Your brain is alert yet the rest of your body don't get any signals of command of movement whatsoever (correct me if I'm wrong). Last time I got it was like..a few weeks ago.I was staring right at my sister's drawers but I didn't notice I fell asleep,then in my dream I saw the drawer moving and from behind it I saw a kid with no head moving towards me..like..dissapearing for a moment and then came back but coming closer to me.I couldn't move for shit;_; I was trembling when I woke up. Anyway..you really answered "weird ****" ? I bet your teacher's face was..epic?xD
Ah, I remember this happening to me once as well. Very weird, this sleep paralysis. True story, I was sleeping, and like I felt the presence of all the people around me. And what they were saying, and where they were. It was unbelievable. I was dreaming about myself not being able to move my feet. It was quite weird, and after I woke up...I really couldn't move my feet o.o True story, bro.
this happens all the time. i sleep with my TV on, so the last hour of my dream usually has to do with whats on TV. I dream about iCarly, or Chaotic(i think thats what that show is), or whatever else i leave on. The funny thing is most of the time i dont realize it till later. Like one time i dreamt that i was at some rich kids house and he was showing me all his cool expensive things. and then, i started to become half-awake, and iCarly was on. it was the episode where the get the teacher to play the bagpipes on thier show or whatever. anyway,in my dream it was the episode where the kid steps on the teachers bagpipe. so for some reason, i felt the urge to ask, "Is everything okay?"(which is what the kid said in the episode) to the rich kid, so i did, and he gave me the same response the teacher did to that kid in the episode:"NO. YOU'VE BROKEN MY BLOWSTICK AND YOU PUNCTURED MY SQUEEZEBAG." and i just go wtf... and then the rest of the dream i just had random instances where someone(or me) would say lines from the show that just didnt make any sense. then i woke up, and saw the last couple minutes of the episode, realized which one it was, and i was just like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" then one time i had CN on, and they kept on replaying this scooby doo commercial where they replayed this stupid song over and over again. most of the song is really quiet but theres this one part where the emo guy shouts:"WITHOUT YOU, THERES NO REASON TO MY STORY, WHEN IM WITH YOU I CAN ALWAYS ACT THE SAME". the guy says that line like five times during each commercial, and the replayed the commericial ALOT.and every time they showed the commercial, i heard that line during my dream over and over. then when i woke up i just turned the TV off, i didnt actually know they were replaying the song, i had never even heard it before. i figured the song was just a part of my dream, but i had it in my head ALL DAY. all day this stupid emo song was in my head that i didn't even think existed. then i got home, turned on the tv, and sure enough, there's that damn song. then i wait a minute... and i realize what happened...
The closest I've ever had to that was the other night, I did dream, but I knocked something on the floor in my dream. I woke up a second later to find everything on my table on the other side of the room completely knocked off. No one had come into my room or nothing. Scared the shit outta me.
Pretty much Ghetto right there^ Actually this happened to be a lot while I was at summer camp. My alarm clock would go off and I would wake up and stare at it (and not hit snooze) and my roomate would yell at me to turn it off, which would make me snap back after like 5 minutes.
thats nothing. I dreamt that a black and white man came into my room and kicked my lamp over, then looked at me, pulled out a knife and screamed "CAN YOU SEE ME NOW,[my name], CAN YOU ****ING SEE ME NOW? HUH???" and then i woke up, already terrified. when i noticed that my lamp was knocked over i practically woke up the neighbors.
tl;dr I've had moments similar to this, but not really. Occasionally, I have blackouts and completely forget what happened that day. It's like it's just gone. Explain how someone has blackouts at 18. Actually, don't. Because I know a smartass will have an actual explanation for this...What? :.-.:
The closest thing I ever got to this was back when I was in single digits. I got my little brother super pissed over something. In an act of vengance, he threw a half inch thick jar at my head. I collapsed on the ground, but stayed concious. I layed there for about 15 minutes, just chilling. I couldn't move a thing.
