Today = Better than yesterday

For it is Beyond my Birthday.

Now who wants jam?

 

OHOHOH

I can has jam?!

 

O.O

are you a non-birthday fan then?
Me too x_x

but happy late birthday anyway :3

 

Lol she doesnt get Death Note jokes :D

 

Apparently not.. though i adore death note >: D

 

Not enough to read the novel, I see :x

 

no, your right *shot*

 

LOL!
Death Note Jokez! :D



I gotz you a Lie Proof cake.
IT BE JAMMM FILLED
Happy [Beyond] Birthday!​

 

WEEEELL, HERE'S WHAT YOU MISSED

SO LIEK
L'S NOT MET KIRA YET
NAOMI MISORABALHBLAHBLAH IS WORKIN' FOR HIM ON SPECIAL CASE
ONLY VICTIMS WITH INITIALS BB AND QQ IS KILLED.

SO LIEK
SHE INVESTIGATES AND SHIT
AND MEETS THIS DUDE
WITH BLACK MESSAY HAIR
AND AND AND
WHITE SHIRT
AND JEANSSS
AND SHES LIEK
OMG UR FREAK
SO SHE WORKS ON CASE WITH THIS WEIRDO
AND THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TIME
YOU THINK HE'S L, AMIRITE?

FUCKING WRONG.

HE'S BEYOND BIRTHDAY, THIS CREEPY SHIT WHO KILLS PEOPLE AND HAS A WEIRD LOVE FOR STRAWBERRY JAM AND LIEK
HE WAZ BORN WIF SHINIGAMI EYES SO HE SEES WEN U DIEEEE
HE DIDNT TRADE OR ANY SHIT LIKE THAT
NO BITCH, HE WAS BORN WITH THEM.
SCREWED HIM UP
HE LOOKS AROUND ALL HE SEES IS DEEEEAAATHHHH

SO YEAH
THEY INVESTIGATE
THEN HE LIGHTS HIMSELF ON FIRE
AND NAOMI CATCHES HIM
PUTS HIM OUT
AND ARRESTS HIM.


BEYOND LATER RAPES L AND THEY HAVE 56 CHILDREN AND LIVE HAPPILY EVAR AFTER. KIRA IS JEALOUS SO HE KILLS BEYOND. THE END.

If you wanna read it, I transferred it to text here

 

HOLY SH*T O:
*ish weirded out*
pure awesomeness though
thanks :3

 

Oh yeah, and there's only one official illustration of him, I think DW is using it as his avatar xD

But other than that, we have this:

and this

And this

And of course this

And how could i forget this?

 

holy **** now i know who that other guy is in those sigs with two L's i was like wtf who is that haha thx lol​

 

It all makes sense now! ;O

awesome xDD

 

Quoted because now I know too.

 

Literal jamage. JAM FTW!!!

 

holy sh*t, woman, you should be Birthday in L's siggy o.O

 

I have to EARN it >> Even though I had a name change and acted like him for like a month.