To those that hail from the United States!

[Why is there a huge gap at either side of the door in the public loo? It's uncomfortable knowing someone could sneak a peek.]

 

I think you answered your question...

xD

 

'Cause we're cheap.

 

In Scotland they don't have gaps? Sweet.

And technically I hail from Scotland/England as well. Well, i was born in the US, but i have like 70% Scottish blood.

 

Because in America everything is bigger.

 

Lol this.


EDIT: What Kubo said.

 

I usually stuff those gaps with toilet paper.

 

I use it to spy on people while I"m taking a crap.

 

It's for the excess fat to escape out of when a really super-sized American sits in there.

 

Actually if I know what you mean, then public toilets also have the gaps in the UK

srry, I forgot to end the sentence :S

 

So we can make sure that the person next to us aren't a threat when we're at our weakest.


We Americans are paranoid like that c:

 

Actually I was hiding in a stall once and I found out someone was going to use a water gun on me in the middle of school. I found out who was talking by looking through the cracks and it saved me from wet clothes.

 

Public bathrooms.

Okay, Kitty brings up the issue of the cracks in the door which is just downright terrifying to think that some creeper could be staring at you while you're doing your business. I mean if it's another chick I really don't care so much, it's all the same parts, but when women bring in their curious little sons? omg, creepiest thing ever.

Toilet seats, however, skeeve me out the most about public bathrooms. I'd like to convince myself that everyone has a totally clean butt and that I have nothing to fear, but that is sadly impossible. People have told me to just use the toilet paper to create a sort of veneer on top of the seat, but then I run the risk of slipping and falling into the toilet. Which would be even worse, I think. So I'm forced to kind of hover over the toilet which sounds easy, but IT IS NOT. It takes an extreme amount of muscle, which I do not have. ;_;

Now, the toilet paper. Any sort of toilet paper kind of freaks me out, even in my own house. I always pull a bit off and simply toss it, then pull a brand new piece from the dispenser to wipe myself off.

And oh my god, don't even get me started on the tampon box.

 

Because we're kinky like that, duh. ;}





@Misteeeh:
lmfao and you have issues.
It does not take a lot of muscle. :v I do it every public restroom use.

 

Oh cool. I thought this thread was gonna be somebody trolling about USA's match vs Ghana tomorrow.

 

You sir are an average American. A little too average for my peace of mind. I'll be keeping my eye on you.
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The best thing to do is when some one is taking a crap, bang on the door wildly and make obscene noises and run out.

:] So funny.

 

^THIS^




is why having a penis is awesome.

 

Some loo seats have those plastic coverings that change after every use. That was strange.

lol, it doesn't take too much muscle to do that. I "sit on a chair" at work even though we don't have chairs. I'm in the process of perfecting crossing my legs as a proper lady should.

Misty, someone should get you a catheter. ;P

 

Oh, just for my camera.

That's all.