To all my fellow Americans

Happy Memorial Day!!!!!!!
[video=youtube;M11SvDtPBhA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA&ob=av3e[/video]

 

Because I'm too lazy to actually look it up, what exactly are we celebrating?
/firstmemorialdayintheusaevah!

 

We are honoring our troops and veterans today.

 

All of the soldiers who fight, have fought, or will fight for what they believe in. But, you know, only AMERICAN soldiers because nobody else matters because America is the best place in the whole wide world and don't you forget it because if you do you hate America.

 

Thanks for delaying my Korra, Americans.

 

Don't get your panty's in a knot. We all got delayed.

 

I read the title in George W. Bush's voice.

 

Oh blah blah blah.

 

Let us honor these deaths by dishonoring those who call for more of them.

 

Why don't you have Remembrance Day on November 11th like the rest of us?

 

Memorial Day in the USA is so ****ing disgusting. There is nothing to celebrate. It is a day to mourn and remember the troops who have fallen. Instead, we go on picnics and grill up some burgers and dogs and we have a shitload of sales so we can buy more consumerist **** that no one needs.

 

Because America is awesome and the rest of you suck. If you don't agree then you're a terrorist.