TMM reveals your true self. 4 Scores and 7 Beers Ago: Cyanide

so that's when I told the hooker, "Not on MY Yacht!", ha ha! and then I socked her one in the jaw.

Oh, hello, didn't see you all there! Probably because I'm wearing my "make everyone invisible but dem hot n sexy pieces of ass, yeahyeahyeah" X-Ray spectacles that I got for $14.95 + shipping out of an ad in "Men's Health And Also Body Building And By The Way We Sell Speedos Too Hey Wait Has Anyone Seen My Bootleg Copy Of 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain, You Know, The Movie With The Kids That Look Like Hanson And Holy Shit Is That Hulk Hogan It Totally Fuckin Is Jesus Christ He's Beating Up Ninjas This Is Amazing Monthly: Swimsuit Edition".

I'd recommend you get a pair, but then again when you're wearing these the only person on Earth that you can see is me.

Now then, on today's menu is the member Cyanide, and what a feisty catch he was! I lost many Alaskan crab fishermen on that day trying to tame this beast. Now, part of that might have been because we weren't catching crabs, or on a boat, or at sea at all...unless the inside of an active volcano counts as "at sea", and by "crab fishing experience" I chose to interpret their profession as "willing participant in volcano god sacrifice", but in the end it was a learning experience for everyone involved.

For example, I learned that maybe my faith in a fiery volcano god was misplaced when seeking the whereabouts of nubile brazilian children, and they learned what it's like to be liquidated.

So prepare yourself Cyanide, for you're about to be served a heaping plate of TRUTH, with a side-order of REVELATIONS, and a tall glass of GOAT SEMEN.

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¡DIOS MIO!​

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I've seen him in a dream once. o_o

 

HUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

 

Creucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreucreu

 

Pretty colours.

 

hey mang order me these spectacles you speak of

they pique my interest

 

yeah brodude hook me up with some of those

 

****, me too.

 

Heh, I just noticed the person climbing the stairs has an exclemation point above their head.
As in Solid Snake. :]

 

They speak spanish in farstisland.

 

Found it

 

Wow, Hulk Hogan.

 

I knew he was gonna be next. Felt it in my urine.

 

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