Tides of war- Ch.1, States of confusion

" Me too! I'm with him! I say we just leave him here. I don't get why we're bringing him!" Panthera thought to her.

 

"Oh ya, sure, leave me to die of thirst why dontcha" zane said sarcasticly.

 

Diana rolled her eyes.

 

"You people are cruel, the way that you treat a defensless person. Threatning me, making some cursed dead man carry me, what's next, ya gonna eat your dinner off of me to?" zane said

 

Blade sighed "you talk to much" Blade said

 

"Maybe you just talk to little. Ever think about that?" zane asked

 

" No you do talk to much, WAY to much." Diana said looking ahead.

 

"Well hey, I can sing to" zane said. He then started singing "TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!
When all the land is in ruin,
And burnination has forsaken the countryside,
Only one guy will remain
My money's on TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!
TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!
And then Trogdor comes in the NIGHT!!!!!!!", using the simple task of attempting to annoy every person there

 

Blade was getting angry and he put his hand on the handle of his sword "i got to resist the urge to kill him" Blade mumbled

 

Diana plugged her ears. " Ugh he's being more of a nusaince than he's worth." She said. " Tell me about it, at least you can cover your ears, and my hearing is 5 times better than yours so he's really loud." Panthera thought to her.

 

OOC: (I swear to god if you sing that again I'm going to have my character slaughter you, lol :rofl: )

 

"Hey, hey, want me to sing more?" zane asked, as he started lauphing.

"Swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
'Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
And swingin' to the right
If I think about baseball
I'll swing all night yea
Swingin' in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't 'cause
They're too busy *****in'
Swingin' in there 'cause
She wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater
I scream you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try 'cause
You can't ignore her
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie oh yea
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Swingin' to the drums
Swingin' to guitar
Swingin' to the bass
In the back of my car
Ain't got money
Ain't got no gas
But we'll get where
We're goin' if we
Swing real fast
I scream you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try 'cause
You can't ignore her
Swing it! All night long,
Swing it!
Swing in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
We forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
He said you ain't gonna swing
With my daughter no more
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie oh yea
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Sweet cherry pie "
He sang, irritably, and annoyingly, just for the sheer pleasure of everyone getting pissed. He hated being surround by humans (and human like beings), and there irritation was his happiness

 

" That's it!!" Diana yelled as she pulled out her sword and put it to his neck. " Stop singing or I'll kill you!"

 

"Ummmm, well, if you honostly are that much of a critic of my beautiful singing, then I GUESS that I could stop" zane said

 

"you better" Blade said

 

" Good." She said putting her sword away.

 

Zane then started humming the tune of "strutter", as they walked, as the sun stood up high in the sky. It had been past 12 by now as well, so it was evening

ooc: you guys say when we get to the village

 

Chronix swung his sword wildly, hoping he could hit at least ONE of the lizardmen surrounding him. He really was tired and couldn't see straight, so he probably couldn't tell the difference between a lizardman and Theo's crotch.

 

Diana continued to walk, tuning out Zanes humming. " There it is. Up ahead there." Panthera said as he spotted what looked like building ahead.

 

"Good. Now mush human" zane said