Three Random Questions

Question 1:

Hercules is supposed to be as strong as ten ordinary men. Why didn't eleven ordinary men never just get together and beat the crap out of him?

Question 2:

Why would anyone accept a challenge from the Devil where if they win they would get a solid gold fiddle? Wouldn't the fiddle be heavy and sound really bad?

Question 3:

Why is Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Christian Bale and Liam Neeson never in the same area together?

 

the answer to all of these questions is lol.

 

lol.

Hercules was never around eleven men.

Anyone who has gold fiddle pawns it off.

As for the last question. It's a scientific impossibility. Like trying to take an electron break away from an element forever. Or like trying to get Sneakers o' Tool to take his sneakers off.

 

Answer 1: Global Warming. Moving on.

Answer 2: Global Warming. Moving on.

Answer 3: Global Warming. Moving on.

 

lol.

The Solution for life's problems:

Why is the economy going down the toilet?
Global Warming. Moving on.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Global Warming. Moving on.
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Global Warming. Moving on.
Wait, that last one didn't make sense.
Global Warming. Moving on.
Hold it, that last one wasn't a question!
Global Warming. Moving on.

 

I shall answer your questions through interpretive dance.

Check Youtube in an hour.

 

Q1: I have no idea.

Q2: I've never played a fiddle and don't give a s*** about any of them.

Q3: The world would explode from to much awesomeness in one place *is talking about Mr. T and C.N.*

 

Indeed it is. You can answer any question with "Global Warming. Moving on."

Do you love me?
Global Warming. Moving on.

What is your mother's name?
Global Warming. Moving on.

What is the capital of North Dakota?
Global Warming. Moving on.

Hey! We've made an "Anti-Global Warming Is Epic" Group! What should we call it?
Global Warming. Moving on.

 

What should we name a generic pop tart with meat? A Hot Pocket?
Global Warming. Moving on.
Give me a question.
Global Warming. Moving on.
What is your opinion on Global Warming?
Global Warming. Moving on.

 

Q 1:

Global warming. Moving on

Q 2:

Global warming. Moving on

Q 3:

Um......

Um......

Global warming. Moving on

Q 4:

Global warming moving on


Now try answering these questions. (all for the same guy)

1:
Who created the tv?

2:
why isnt he ever mentioned in anything.

3:
How did he die

4:
Was he a genios?

5:
If god created the universe, Who created god?

6:
Who created the internet?

7:
Did the internet com with the first computer?

 

Global Warming. Moving on?
Global Warming. Moving on.

**** you.
Global Warming. Moving on.

That wasn't a question, was it?
Global Warming. Moving on.

1.
Global Warming. Moving on.

2.
Global Warming. Moving on.

3.
Global Warming. Moving on.

4.
Global Warming. Moving on.

5.
Global Warming. Moving on.

6.
Global Warming. Moving on.

7.
Global Warming. Moving on.

 

Global Warming. Moving On.

'Nuff said.

 

Global Warming. Moving on.

 

What?
Global Warming. Moving On.

 

Who is this "Sora March" you speak of?
Global Warming. Moving on.

 

Why do I hate you?
Global Warming. Moving on.

Want to come and fill up this sugar container for me?
No.
Will you do it anyway?
Global Warming. Moving on.

 

Who killed John Lennon?
Global Warming. Moving on.

Who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Global Warming. Moving on.

Who stopped Atilla the Hun from his murderous rampage through Europe?
Global Warming. Moving on.

 

1. It's a metaphor, and isn't meant to be taken that literally.

2.The fiddle would be more for decorative purposes than really to play with. It would be like a trophy.

3. They are very famous and successful people, and you can't blame them for having busy schedules. Maybe they just don't have time to socialize.

1. This is a really weird question to answer. While there are many people to credit with factors such as telegrams and moving pictures, the title of "Inventor of Television" doesn't really belong to any one person.

2. You don't see anyone talking about the people who invented the television because people are too busy rotting their brains in front of the television to talk about who invented it.

3. As a large group of people died in various ways, mostly average deaths I would presume. (Inb4Kirakilledthem)

4. Genioses/Genioni/Genios don't exist.

5. Theoretically, God, as an omnipotent being, has the ability to create himself. However, as a being that is not omnipotent, there is no real way to be sure about his creation and we are pondering things that our narrow minds could never possibly understand.

6. As with television, it took a mass of people to create the internet. Mostly worked on by a couple of universities, the government also took interest in it as a way to send information quickly over large expanses. However, they only came up with the smaller and slower Ethernet, which then gave way to the Internet.

7. No. There are not enough words to describe how much bullsh*t this very notion is.

 

Did he just ruin our fun?
Global Warming. Moving On.

 

Is that Dalk?
Global Warming. Moving on.