This update is dreadful

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by The Fuk?, Dec 21, 2013.

  1. The Fuk? Dead

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    Not only is it the worst update in KHV history, it might possibly be the worst update in the history of the internet. Telsa would be rolling in his grave if he knew all his hard to work would be put to such awful use. It's a steaming pile of convoluted, nonsensical, obtuse, repulsive filth. It's worth of it's own Greek drama where the entire play is nothing but people trying to escape the agony of having to be reminded that such a horrible update was even considered implementing, let alone actually existing and being used. If there was someone in the world actually capable of using this website long enough to write a review on it, the score would be so low that it would go into metacritic and cause their entire site to implode and all of its database would be destroyed. If the owner of the KHV actually had to pay someone to design it, they should shut down their bank account immediately because they are clearly a victim of fraud. The massive robbery of Target customer data now looks like a mere blip on the radar compared to how hard the users of KHV just got screwed just for having to use this website in it's current state for longer than 3 seconds. If I got myself in a room alone with this update reincarnated as a human, a crowbar, a drill and other torturing equipment, I would strap jumper cables to my nipples and fry myself with a car battery for having to be so close to such a horrible reincarnation. It wouldn't be a bizarre assumption to say that the Mongolians invaded most of Eurasia in the 13th century because Genghis Khan saw a vision in his sleep that one day this update would exist, and that he would do everything he had to put a stop to it. Now excuse me while I dip my eyes into a chemical bath.
     
  2. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I skimmed your half wall of text and found your hidden message.

    You're a masochistic, aren't you?
     
  4. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Genghis Khan never invaded a European country himself in his life time. The closest he got was Samarkand, in modern day Uzbekistan or Iran. His empire got as far as Georgia and the area round he Caspian Sea, but his general, Subodtai, who commanded those troops were called back before properly invading Europe, to finally conquer the rest of China.
     
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  5. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Another fine job by the KH-Vids Staff Team™.
     
  6. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    can we go back to the pink theme
     
  7. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    I'm tempted to delete your post so this travesty is not known.
     
  8. Mysty Unknown

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    I... You... I love my fellow History buffs so much sometimes.
     
  9. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I just considered tl;dr an option and went straight to posting this
     
  10. Misty gimme kiss

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    I'm so glad to be apart of a community where constructive feedback is valued.
     
  11. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Real selective history but I try my best c :
     
  12. Misty gimme kiss

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    Code for "all he does is read Genghis Khan biographies." Try to place him in Regency England. P:
     
  13. NoiX Moogle Assistant

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    It's simply not 'dreadful'. It's a new 'creation' of mind.
     
  14. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    He must be a real riot at parties then.

    Hi, I'm going to ignore the OP even exists. Because I am really not in the mood for that. Trying not to textually maim someone. lol
     
  15. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    hey I mean selective as what I like. I now probably know a good deal of American history now on top of British and Asian.
     
  16. The Fuk? Dead

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    Hey, I said he started, I never said it was all him.