This Omegle..

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Stranger: Hello my child...
Stranger: This is Father Gilmore speaking...
Stranger: Tell me, when was your last confession.
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You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: with this weather? pretty nuts lol
You: hell yes...
You: its cold out!
You: D:
Stranger: what
Stranger: 30+°C
You: ouch
You: I feel bad for you
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Apparently, people dont like it when you feel bad.

 

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and?
You: i'm great;but there is a body decaying in my freezer
You: i don't think he's okay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Me and some British lady are discussing the weather. XD​

 

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine, how are you
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: asl?
You: male, 16, usa
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-_- People want sex a bit too much...

 

If it makes you feel better, I would've stayed. :>​

 

Yes.


Yes they do.

 

AGE - MALE
SEX - SIXTEEN
LOCATION- USAa

 

Thanks....: D


This made me lol

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You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
Stranger: yeah~
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
You: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
Stranger: just do it~
Stranger: haha
Stranger: cool
Stranger: like the beatles~
You: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: hahaha
You: POKEMON
Stranger: oh yeah~
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Stranger: hey
You: POKEMON
You: IS
You: THE
You: BEST
You: EVER
Stranger: ya
Stranger: EVER
Stranger: picachu- HE FAILED PIKACHU
You: You sir, just lost
You: THE GAME
You have disconnected.

 

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Stranger: Heyyyyyyyy
You: Hey ;D
Stranger: u ok
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: How are you
You: I'm doing good. :)
Stranger: Good asl ??
You: 15/f/usa
Stranger: Cool female 15 englanf
Stranger: *England
You: I think British people are nice. :)
Stranger: Aww I love American's and you all have such cool accents
You: Really? XD
Stranger: Yes...!!
Stranger: You don't notice it because you are Anerican but we over here all think it's like sooooo cool :) :P
You: And we think British accents are cool. XD
Stranger: haha thats so awsome
Stranger: :) :P
Stranger: So whats the weather like there...??
Stranger: :) :P
You: Meh, it's kinda hot.
Stranger: Its hot here too, and really sunny like 30 degrees C
Stranger: Woop woop :) :P
You: I'm not sure what it's like outside right now lol
You: I haven't been outside in days.
Stranger: whoah
Stranger: why
Stranger: oOo its 28 degrees here actually
Stranger: lol :) :P
You: I don't like going out. XD
You: Most people on here are like "Hey, have a webcam, wanna cyber? ;D"
You: It's nice to find intelligent people on here every once in a while.
You: Ever heard of Kingdom Hearts?

Then she was silent for a super-long time so I disconnected.​

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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: ;]
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: nice song ;]
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
Stranger: okey xD
Stranger: just say Hi :D
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Stranger: heyy
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
You: Hi. :#
You: *:3
Stranger: haha
Stranger: heyy:)
Stranger: are u m or f?
You: f
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OOH DAMN IT...I forgot to copy it...D:

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Stranger: do you have any fetishes?
You: Digimon are my fetishes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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Stranger: hello :)
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOOBYE
You: *GOODBYE
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: sounds very familiar, who is it by?
You: Rick Astley.
You: Ever heard of the term "Rick-rolled"?
Stranger: o no, don't know it then, sorry
Stranger: no
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHpSF5urwuk
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Stranger: hey
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU- Screw it, I'm bored.
You: THE GAME
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Stranger: Guess a number between 0 and 100.
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: Please stop wasting my CPU time and guess some numbers :)
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
Stranger: Please stop wasting my CPU time and guess some numbers :)
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESSERT YOU!
Stranger: You wasted my CPU time bye
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You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
Stranger: hi
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESSERT YOU!
You: hi!
Stranger: r u jesus?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: havent you heard of the term Rick Roll?
Stranger: no
Stranger: whats that?
You: here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
You have disconnected

 

I know....it's luzy...XD




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Stranger: hey!
You: HEY
Stranger: HOOLAAAAAA!!!
You: HOLA
Stranger: okok
Stranger: so like would you say that "Hey!" would be the same as "HEY" or would like it be more like hey!=HEY or Hey!!!!=HEY
You: HEY
Stranger: and like
Stranger: why isnt it HEIGH
Stranger: or something like that...
You: NEIGH?
Stranger: sorry.. just random observations...
You: It's fine
Stranger: so whats crack-a-lacking?!!!
You: Oh god no,
Stranger: hahaha
You: You said "crack-a-lacking"
Stranger: oh no.. you didnt go there....
Stranger: is that not bueno or what?
Stranger: i love saying whats Crack'n
Stranger: or whats Crack'a'lacking
Stranger: or
You: your lips
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If anybody gets the lips joke right...I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

 

That's disturbing... I could translate that.. But, I'm not sure if I dare..

 

This guy confused the sh*t outta me.
This pointless conversation was going for nearly 10 minutes.

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Stranger: a
Stranger: aa
Stranger: aaa
Stranger: a
Stranger: u still there b*tch
You: Yup
Stranger: come on lets f*ck
You have disconnected.

 

Ha! The guess the number guy! My firsy one was 95.

 

Stranger:Sup man!?
You:Yo
Stranger:I can't spell Numba,How do you spell it?
You:Numbrr
Stranger:I can't spell it but im pretty sure that's not it either!
You:Yes it is!
Stranger:Nooo
You:Yeah,you asked me how I spell numbrr not anyone else!
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Connection imploded.

This confused me, cos the conversation window went a whole hour without anyone saying anything or disconnecting, and the connection 'imploded' XD

 

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