This Omegle..

Look at this:
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Egg.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
BEST CONVO EVER

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GREETINGS
Stranger: salutations
You: HOW DO YOU FARE THIS FINE DAY
Stranger: fantabulous
You: THAT IS EXCELLENT
You: I AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT
Stranger: ok
You: IT'S TRUE
You: I LIKE HEARING POSITIVE NEWS FROM MY PEERS
Stranger: im not your peer
You: OHO, I BEG TO DIFFER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I lol'd. :lolface:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi I'm 38, gay male, Oregon
You: 39, male, USA
Stranger: wassup
You: noothing....
Stranger: having a beer
You: Ever heard of KH-vids.net?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: It's Your Ultimate Source for Kingdom Hearts Videos
Stranger: don't you know
You: Do you have an account there?
Stranger: I don't think so, pak
You: Do you post on the forums there?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: Are you a robot?
You: No
Stranger: prove it
You: Listen, are you really gay?
Stranger: yep
You: O.O why?
Stranger: it is not a choice.
You: alright then just wondering...
You: would you **** me if I'd let you?
Stranger: depend how cute your ass is
You have disconnected.

The hell is with these homos?

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hghghghg
You: dfdfdfdf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wanna **** ?
You: Guy or girl?
Stranger: girl
You: Me too.
Stranger: you got a ass right?
You: Yeah, but it belongs to my boyfriend.
Stranger: well as long as you got an ass it dosnt matter if your a girl or a guy
Stranger: so you wana play some pixelated role play?
You: I wouldn't know how.
Stranger: how about i teach you
Stranger: it starts out with a costume
Stranger: your winni .
Stranger: winni the pooh
You: Sounds boring.
You have disconnected.

 

Winnie the Pooh. xD​

 

Stranger: hi
You: i found an egg =D
Stranger: oo
Stranger: cook it
Stranger: or send it back
Stranger: you c*nt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 19 m usa
You: 20 f usa
Stranger: cool you horny?
You: depends
Stranger: on what?
You: i forgot
You: actually, i lied
Stranger: ok...
You: i'm actually 12
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Why do people keep mentioning eggs?

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: tell me a secret.
You: i keep finding eggs o.O
Stranger: where?
You: in teh pokemon day care
Stranger: whats that?
You: you dont know what pokemon is? D8
Stranger: nope
You have disconnected.

I'm breeding pokemon on platinum at the moment, that's why.

 

I had the most disturbing conversation.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: ITS OVER 9000!!!
Stranger: realy?
Stranger: over 9000?
Stranger: unbelievable
Stranger: i dont beleive it
Stranger: it cant be
Stranger: imposible
Stranger: what is?
You: BOOBIES
Stranger: 9000 boobie? craaaaazy
Stranger: which one are the best?
You: WHORE
Stranger: whoes boobies ar eth ebest in the world
Stranger: i'd say kelley hazel
Stranger: look her up
You: MAMA?!?!?!?!?! MAMA LUIGI??!?!?!?!?
Stranger: realy
You: wait you look at porn?
Stranger: i look at porn so much
Stranger: once i was close to directing my own video
You: why>
You: why?*
Stranger: but i ended up ****ign the girl before we got the camera running
Stranger: why do i watch porn?
Stranger: because i'm a man with a ****?
You: Do you at least use condums?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: and you've never gotten a disease?
Stranger: allah ka shuker hai (thank god) nops
Stranger: why do you have aids?
You: no
Stranger: do you have a ****?
You: yes
Stranger: then why do you ask
Stranger: dont you use that **** for what its ment to be
You: nooo
You: I wish though
Stranger: sucks
Stranger: man sex is god's greatest invention
You: I suppose...
Stranger: that is living proof that god is brilient
You: yes
You: yes it is
Stranger: anyways nice talking to you virgin boy. but i got to find my self some international pussy
You: you dont half to rub it in...
Stranger: sorry dude
Stranger: best advice i can give you is be your self, but if your a looser be someone else cause it realy doesnt matter
You: but seriousy, is porn some way of life?
You: cause i dont get it at all
Stranger: whats to get
Stranger: its ppl ****ing
Stranger: the most beautiful thing in the world is ppl ****ing
Stranger: sex
You: so?
Stranger: watching porn is the right of every man
You: you can always do that in real life
Stranger: search up jenna haze watch her videos you'll understand
You: isnt porn illegal?
Stranger: ofcourse not
Stranger: its tootaly leagle
Stranger: just dont let the cops catch you or anythign
You: ...
You: ok then...
You: and let me guess
You: you have a years supply of dildos
You: soo...
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: right
Stranger: bye bye now dear
Stranger: virigin boy
You: riight just go back to your porn and be some whore who sits on his ass all day
You have disconnected.

This is what happens when you rick roll someone.

3349 users onlineConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: Hi
You: You know the rules, and so do I!
You: A full commiment is what I'm thinking of
You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy!
Stranger: what rules
You: I just wanna tell you how im feeling
You: gotta make you, understand!
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND DESSERT YOU!
Stranger: wow
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY! NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE!
Stranger: thats how your feelin?
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YO!
You: We've known each other
You: for so long
You: your hearts been aching but
You: your too shy, to say it!
You: We know the game and we're gonna play it
You: Aannd if you ask me how im feeling
You: dont tell your too
You: blind to see
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND, DESSERT YOU!
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE, AND TELL A LIE AND, HURT YOU!
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND, DESSERT YOU!
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE, AND TELL A LIE AND, HURT YOU!
Stranger: I'm sorry I'm so confused
You: OOOH give you up!
You: OOOH give you up!
You: OOOH give you up!
You: OOOH give you up!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I wonder if that was really Ritsuka :D

 

darkhelment you really need to go have 'the talk' with your dad. :/

 

Not my fault. Geez...

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where from
You: A place.
Stranger: hmm sounds interesting
Stranger: is it hot
You: Very.
You: You can die of the heat here.
Stranger: holy **** your in hell
You: No really?
You: It's like, so ****ing hot here.
You: You gotta help me.
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: its hell
Stranger: no help
Stranger: call some other *******
You: Your the ******* I'm calling.
Stranger: damnit
You: Besides. We might have a hot party down here.
You: Hell has excellent females.
Stranger: a hell of a party i bet
You: Get over here.
You: You know you want to.
Stranger: **** that
Stranger: hell is hell
Stranger: no matter the parties
You: Well then Hell is a better place then I imagined.
You: Seriously.
Stranger: you imagined wrong
Stranger: and who the **** are you exactly
Stranger: billy mays maybe
You: Hell no.
Stranger: michel jackson
You: Keep trying.
Stranger: farrah foccet
You: Nope.
Stranger: that guy
You: Not even close.
Stranger: hints?
You: The hint is right there in the ****ing degrees.
Stranger: oh satan whats up man?
You: Not much. You?
Stranger: just ****in around up here
You: Think you're ready for down here?
You: We got shitloads of everything.
Stranger: haha no **** that
Stranger: the sky is waiting for me
Stranger: that or ill be a zombie
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that
You: The **** with being a zombie.
You: Get your ass dead and come down here.
You: Now.
Stranger: hey ill **** you up on killzone and then well see whos going where
You: I'll wait then.
Stranger: i thought so
You: But wait.
You: I'm already in hell.
You: I got nothing to lose.
Stranger: your balls
Stranger: hehehe
You: ****.
You: You hacked it, didn't you?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: maybe maybe not
You: ...
You: You know what we do to hackers don't you?
Stranger: give us medals
You: No.
You: We drag you down here.
Stranger: hmm fun
Stranger: but we get a loung wright
You: Bullshit.
You: It's paradise down here.
Stranger: not paradise city
You: Hell is way to hot to be a city.
Stranger: do the vending machines work
You: Yes.
Stranger: sign me up!
You: Well what are you waiting for?
You: Go get killed!
Stranger: how
You: Suicide?
Stranger: heh **** that
Stranger: suicide is for pussies
Stranger: and people with problems
You: Well then.
You: Hell is not for you.
You: Good day.
You have disconnected.

What in the hell WAS this?

 

You: YO
Stranger: yooo
You: WHAT'S UP?
Stranger: nm *****

People don't like it when you speak with caps...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Oh man, are you still there john? if not message me on my yahoo, my screen name is LiaSexyLips, be waiting for you
You: Oh hi.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

D:

 

No it was not.

 

O_O

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: *lo.
Stranger: from?
You: North Europe
You: You?
Stranger: 20 male from Taiwan
You: I see.
Stranger: you?
You: 17. Still from North Europe
You: Female
Stranger: wow
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: How come?
You: And nice to meet you too.
Stranger: haha

Then he disconnected.​

 

I got one last night and he thought I was a girl...and he wanted my schools name -_-

 

I'm always so curious about the people that ask if you want to cyber with them, I mean do they honestly think they're going to find someone who does?

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: egg
Stranger: eg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egeg
Stranger: eg
Stranger: eg
Stranger: eg
Stranger: eg
Stranger: eg
Stranger: eg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: g
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: g
Stranger: e
Stranger: g
Stranger: e
Stranger: g
You: breading eggs on pokemon platinum I see
Stranger: e
Stranger: g
Stranger: e
Stranger: g
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: yessir
You: You from KH-vids.net?
Stranger: will you be posting this?
Stranger: no *****
Stranger: 4chan
You: oooh
You: nvm
You have disconnected.

weird...