This Omegle..

I told them I was a girl and led them into thinking I would cyber, then told them I was late for my sex change xD

 

Lol I saw :lolface:

I was saying that I was always on top and then I was letting him think I was a girl (which I am) and he's like "SURE THAT'S OKAY WITH ME I LIKE SEEING THOSE BOOBS BOUNCE" and then I was like "I'm a man" and left.

:'D

 

I wonder what's the odds of one of use ending up in the same conversation...


I find this funny.

 

VGN and I have..it was luzy

 

Fayt and jojoj13 both ended up in convos with me :lolface:

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna have sex girl? have msn or cam? if no just dc
You: sure
You: but I am a dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This website is a pedo heaven

 

I bumped into a pedo, but I couldent post it here because of the content...he did say "AWWW HOW OLD ARE YOU.."


"16"


"PERFECT"

I left.

WHAT WAS HE SAYING

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello?
You: Hi
Stranger: hey could you help me
Stranger: ?
You: sure?
You: with what?
Stranger: i just totally my whole computer
You: totally what?
Stranger: i just totally my whole computer!
Stranger: my whole computer man
Stranger: it hurts
You: ......uh
You: how can a computer hurt, it's a machine
Stranger: no i just totally my computer
Stranger: what should i do?
You: I dont understand what your saying
You: is there a virus
Stranger: what? no, listen
Stranger: i just totally my whole computer
Stranger: like the whole damn thing
You: Total?
Stranger: totally
Stranger: i dunno what to do
Stranger: it kind of hurts
You: totally .......like destroyed?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: god damn it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello, Sir.
You: How are you on this fine day?
Stranger: Wonderfull, sir. How can i help you on this fine day.
Stranger: F*CK
Stranger: you f*cked it up
Stranger: ass hole
Stranger: jeez
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


How so? *monocle*

 

Guess that guy's mom told em not to talk to strangers either.

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: make me hard

You: sure

You: your place or mine?

Stranger: yours

You: nice. swing by later, kthnx.

You have disconnected.

harharhar.

 

Watch this dude track your IP.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You: Your IP address:208.77.188.166 has been logged into our sex offender database. If there is a mistake, you may contact our commissions centre from 10:00-5:00, 1-800-645-2311
You: Sorry, wrong IP address pal
You: I know mine off by heart
You have disconnected.

 

Have fun in jail.

 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey (:
Stranger: asl
You: You first.
Stranger: 14 f canada
Stranger: u?
You: 77 m Asia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I wasn't even trying to be funny.

 

I just got spamed with eggs D:

 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: greetings!
Stranger: asl
You: 14, female, us of a.
Stranger: 17 m US of A
You: awesome.
Stranger: yup yup
Stranger: got pics or a cam?
You: yeah, I've got both.
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: i got both too....wanna hook up cams
You: haha dirty.
You have disconnected.

You: hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: same here.
You: so stranger, tell me about yourself.
Stranger: 25/m/china
You: 14/f/USA
Stranger: so young
You have disconnected.

;_; WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE CREEPERS.

 

The first time I went on this site, I got a guy who said something like "I'm gonna be honest here. I'm really horny right now, so tits or GTFO."​

 

"R u female with pics or cam, if no then dc."

 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO STRANGER, I AM FROM THE POKEMON DIMENSION.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I am not
You: CALM DOWN WEARY TRAVELER, I CAN SHOW YOU THE WAY
Stranger: oh, no
You: ... anyway sup?
Stranger: i'm going to moltres your ass
You: I'll just use my zapdos man
Stranger: ah, yes
Stranger: trainer runs away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

That doesn matter. I ran into a bisexual from sweden. I dont have the convo, but I saved it on my other comp.