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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Jettie?
Stranger: Howd you guess?
You: Holy crap XD
You: Stroke of luck
Stranger: wow
Stranger: whats up?
You: Not much
You: This is Goimez by the way
Stranger: Cool
You: Lesbian Waffles?
Stranger: I ****ing hate Goimez
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
You: Nice to know :3
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: egg
Stranger: eg
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Stranger: g
Stranger: eg
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Stranger: ge
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Stranger: eg
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Stranger: ge
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You: tomato
You: tomato
You: tomato
You: tomato
You: tomato
You: tomato
You: tomato
You: tomato
You: tomato
You: tomato
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

and i still have yet to find a khv person among these creeps >_>

 

Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
Stranger: So hows it going?
You: Pretty good
Stranger: Cool so were are you from?
You: Arizona
Stranger: Oh thats cool. I bet it's pretty hot their?
You: Yeah D:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Ya so I got summer break now and just recently had dental surgery xD
Stranger: So I'm stuck at home cuz my face swelled up like a balloon.
You: Brb phone
Stranger: kk
Stranger: R u back yet?
You: K, all done
You: Sorry
Stranger: K
Stranger: No worries.
You: I'm surprised
You: You haven't asked ASL yet
You: Everyone I've talked with has
Stranger: Ok then ASL? lol.
You: ...you first
Stranger: 16, Male, Virginia.
You: 16 Male Arizona XD
Stranger: Lol wow.
Stranger: So what are your hobbies?
You: Video editing
You: Gaming
You: A lil Photoshop stuff
Stranger: Thats pretty cool. You play WoW?
You: Nope
Stranger: What games do you play?
You: Half-Life
You: Metal Gear Solid
You: Rock Band
You: Final Fantasy
You: Devil May Cry
Stranger: Lol wow xD
You: Wha?
Stranger: You play a lot of games xD
You: How bout you?
Stranger: Soccer, The internets, Computers, Chilling, World of warcraft
You: OH
Stranger: That's basically it xD
You: I thought you were just talkin video games >.>
Stranger: Oh well I was. I though you were refering back to my previouse question abut your hobbies x
You: Oh
Stranger: Chatting online can be confusing like that heh heh =b
You: Yeah
You: I met some Irish girl
You: She was really nice
You: But she
You: Left suddenly >.<
Stranger: lol xD
Stranger: Bro....!!!!!!......
Stranger: GIRL on the internet =
Stranger: Guy In Real LIfe
Stranger: =GIRL
You: Not all the time
You: I know plenty of girls
Stranger: Most the time.
You: YEah
You: So I just ask pics for proof
Stranger: Lol you can easily search for some pic on Photobucket or Flicker =b
Stranger: Maybe if she gave you a FB
You: Yeah...
You: Yup
Stranger: Ya.
Stranger: Well I met this cool Korean guy who lives in India now cuz of his dads business that was intresting.
Stranger: I also met this chinese busniss man he was weird.
You: I AM NOT WEIRD
You: <.<
Stranger: I'm not talking about you
You: :P
Stranger: Why are you Chinese or Korean lol?
You: Part Chinese
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: OH ****!
Stranger: THEIRS A BEAR IN MY ROOM! I GTG!! '
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I'm really a girl.

 

I know that. Pretty one too :P

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You: OH ****
You: PIKACHU GO!
You: USE THUNDER!
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: Abra uses something
Stranger: Pikachu is a egg
You: Mewtwo then >.>
Stranger: Abra uses something
Stranger: Mewtwo is a egg to
You: **** this
You: I'm going back to Digimon

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: oh please be not lame
You: hi
Stranger: sorry
You: you lame?
Stranger: so whats your name?
You: Hello stranger... we are tripping our balls off... 24/F/Kentucky (Hetro) 26/M/Kentucky (Homo)... yes there are two of us ... we come as a pair... we seek only the finest of stranger amusement ...we are on round three people... help us out. please refrain from being lame old or horny k thanks :) wtf does egg mean? Are you mark? We miss mark! Best stranger ever! Why would you want to talk to us? this intro is gold... run with it damn it! You in or out?
Stranger: **** YOU *******
You have disconnected.

The hell is this guy's problem?

 

Someone made one of things a vagaina...


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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA? You
Stranger: portugal
You: Oh, that seems cool
Stranger: like, why do your *racial slur* like KFC so much?
You: ?
You: Uh......no
You have disconnected.

Some people are rude.

 

That's nasty....

 

Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
Stranger: :|
Stranger: Abra was gonna use teleport and disconnect but would feel bad for irritating you
You: but sence u stayed
Stranger: Ok
You: *catches u in a pokeball*
Stranger: Yes?
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: You got me
Stranger: By surprise I might add

i caught this one!

 

I got the same thing. Wait...HOLY SHIT I WAS THE STRANGER!!!

 

This has happened two times today.
Unless you're kidding xD

 

O.o
Oh Jesus Christ...:why?:

 

You: im lady gaga
Stranger: keeeeewl
Stranger: I'm your mother
You: OH HAI MOMMY
Stranger: how are ya darling?
You: I'm fabulous
You: you
Stranger: the same, thank ya ;)
Stranger: so you're on a great tour right now?
You: yeah,i can't wait to sing love game live :'D
Stranger: that's keeeeeewl
You: yeah,do you want to come see me?
You: free tickets for youuuuuuu
Stranger: nooo, you suck
Stranger: really, you do
You: ...
You: you suck
You: dad
You have disconnected.

;-;

 

Intelligence o.o

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: nm u?
You: same
Stranger: bored
You: yeah
You: just trolling this thing
Stranger: lol
You: is it worth it?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: for a good laugh
You: awesomeburger
Stranger: it amazes me how stupid people are
You: You're only my second partner dude
Stranger: what?
You: the first asked me where i lived and then disconnected :>
You: Anyway
You: not gonna troll you
Stranger: good
You: disconnecting
Stranger: nooooo!
You: why not?
Stranger: don't leave me
Stranger: haha jk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

More of it D:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: a/s/l
Stranger: alpine/star/lettuce
Stranger: your turn
You: you're boring sir
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i like to think i'm interesting
You: Yeah you'd like that
Stranger: i would
Stranger: well you got any interesting topics of conversation?
You: i was trying to troll you
Stranger: i guessed
You: :/
You: oh well
Stranger: you troll any games?
You: YOU SUCK HUGE COCK HOLY **** THIS IS GAY I HATE YOU
You have disconnected.


Fck this is fun

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi (:
Stranger: im hot and im male. can you talk with me (only girls) ?
You: oh yeah baby
Stranger: f-m?
You: what r u talking about???
Stranger: cyber
You: whats that?
You: do you wnat 2 hve sex?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: have you got msn
You: npe
You: i hve aim tho
Stranger: hum
Stranger: ok
You: my scrennames blackbetyhot241
Stranger: ok wait
You: do u hve webcam?
You: bb
You have disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello~
You: hiya
Stranger: how have u been?
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: the universe is mysterious, dont u agree?
You: ITS OVER 9000, male, USA
Stranger: glad u tell me that
Stranger: is it ur address?
You: my address is OVER 9000
Stranger: sounds cool, i wish i am a dhl guy
You: im dumbass male
You: and im also emo
Stranger: alright
You: **** *** cocksucker mother****er and tits
Stranger: we both..live the way we want, ok?
Stranger: feel me?
You: are you trying to make me have sex with you?
Stranger: u are not my wife, why?
You: oh...
You: This is awkward
You have disconnected.

lol

 

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Stranger: hey
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Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: thats so cute :Dhaha
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 17 f finland
You: PEDOBEARS GUNNA RAEP U
Stranger: noooooo
Stranger: :O
You: Pedo-bear likes little girls.
Stranger: please say your just joking!
You: Yes, I am. XD
Stranger: im not little girl :(
Stranger: haha
Stranger: goos :D
You: Actually, I'm a girl two years younger than you. XD
Stranger: hahhahahah
You: I just felt like messing with someone random. :p
Stranger: now i laugh
Stranger: : d
Stranger: yea
Stranger: thats coll
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA
Stranger: cool :D
Stranger: how is it there
You: It's okay, but it's kinda hot.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: here too
Stranger: but its allready late :D
You: It's afternoon here.
Stranger: ouu
Stranger: :D
You: Have you ever heard of "The Game"?
Stranger: no
Stranger: :O
Stranger: or
Stranger: or yea
Stranger: aha
Stranger: one guy said something about that in here
Stranger: :D
Stranger: but still dont know what it is :D
You: http://losethegame.com/
You: Whenever someone says something about losing The Game, that's what they're talking about.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but you know :D
Stranger: i gotta go
You: Ok.
You: Bye~
Stranger: and that was a cute bear :D ahah
Stranger: bue
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(In case you couldn't tell, that huge pic was pedobear)

 

I wanted to see If I said female after this asl crap to see what happens

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17, female, USA
Stranger: nicee 18 m usa
Stranger: so where you from
You: So how are you?
Stranger: im good watchin baseball
Stranger: you?
You: Oh cool
You: Oh nothing
Stranger: so describe yourself i guess
Stranger: nothing else to talk about
You: Hmm
You: i got blond hair
Stranger: okay
You: blue eyes
Stranger: okay
Stranger: well
Stranger: i am 6 2 muscular dark brown hair and eyes
You: That's nice
Stranger: wanna swap pics?
You: Nah
Stranger: okk then
You: Ooops, gotta go get my sex change, toodles ;D
You have disconnected.

-Next one-

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: okay, u?
You: okay
You: so, were are you right now?
Stranger: in my room. why?
You: Im outside your window
You have disconnected.

 

I lol'd, hard XD

 

Stranger: male here
You: same here
You: let's make beautiful children
You have disconnected.

...I'm a girl, it's more fun to say I'm a guy to some people :lolface: