This Omegle..

Lol'd more than I should have.

 

Stranger: hi
You: Hi, do you happen to know where I'm supposed to be going?
Stranger: hell

That was nice :3

 

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lmao I had a long and weird conversation...


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Stranger: hello
You: Wazzup
Stranger: not a lot
Stranger: u?
You: Same D: Thats why Im here
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: asl?
You: 99/ femlae/USA
Stranger: amazing
You: :D I know!
Stranger: i'm over 9000/hermaphrodite/the internet
You: Suhweet!!!!
Stranger: i have one question for you. can you beat it?
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You: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: you can't beat it like michael
You: :O It's Michael!
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: he's about to moonwalk over your dead body
You: Remember the Time is my shiz!
You: D: NUUUUU!
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: i just WTF PWNT u
Stranger: have you lost the game yet today?
You: Imma die like that gurl in thriller?! D: And I lost the game too?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you did
Stranger: but guess what
Stranger: i did too
You: T~T I just got powned
Stranger: so not all is lost
Stranger: i still love you
You: Thank you, wise stranger. I love you too~
Stranger: well see you later
You: BAY~
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: fine. you?
You: Good. Thanks
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: boy
Stranger: im a girl=]
You: cool
Stranger: r u hott/"?
You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: kaaapow!
You: WAAAATAAAA
Stranger: haroooshimaaaaa!
You: SHORYUKEN!

Best conversation ever?

 

I think you got the same person I got earlier. XD​

 

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Stranger: **** PISS **** **** COCKSUCKER MOTHER****ER TITS FART TURD AND TWAT
You: That's nice.
Stranger: just a bunch of new words that I learned today
You: Did you know that there was once a little boy who said those words and for saying them he got castrated?
Stranger: That was probably you, balless ******
You: I'm a girl.
Stranger: Oh, then I apologize for my behaviour
You: It's all right.
You: I don't mind crude behavior.
Stranger: awesome \o/
You: :D
You: So, how are you?
Stranger: Im fine, just sitting here listenin to Muse and enjoying the sunshine
You: Oh that sounds delightful.
You: I do love sunshine.
You: And Muse.
Stranger: Then we got something in common
You: Let's be friends.
Stranger: Im a friendly dude, so sure
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16.
You: What about you?
Stranger: I just turned 18
You: That's niftyy.
You: Are you still in school?
Stranger: Yupp, off for summer now tho and working atm
You: I wanted to get a summer job, but my parents wouldn't let me.
You: D:
Stranger: lol, how could they stop you?
You: I can't drive.
Stranger: Get a job in walking distance then? ;P
Stranger: or you live in the woods? ^^
You: Not in the woods, but not very close to anything.
You: XDX
You: But oh well.
You: I just have to find other means of entertainment.
Stranger: chatting with random people on the internet for instance?
You: Yes, actually.
You: On here, and on a forum.
Stranger: What forum, if I may ask?
You: KHV
Stranger: ****'s that? haha
You: It's a gaming forum, lol.
Stranger: Okay, I hang out at playdota.com ^^
You: Never heard of it. ^^;
Stranger: Then you probably havn't heard of dota either?
Stranger: A map for warcraft 3
You: Nope. Sure haven't.
You: *feels like a loser*
Stranger: haha, you sure are! :P j/k
You: Bahahaha.
Stranger: So, what games do you play then?
You: Mostly RPGs.
You: But I don't get to play alot due to my lack of a job which equals a lack of funds for games.
Stranger: So, like FF?
Just download games lawl ;P
You: Yes like FF. :D
You: Ha, my computer sucks.
You: If you were talking about an emulator.
Stranger: ye :) I use PSx to play my true love FFVII
You: DDDDDDD:
You: I want to play that so bad.
Stranger: You have never played it?
You: Nopee.
Stranger: It's one of the best games ever made
You: I know!
Stranger: and probably will remain that way for a long long time
You: Very true.
You: I have Advent Children though.
Stranger: Well, that movie is okay. But compared to the game I lack words to describe how utterly worthless the game is
Stranger: movie*
You: Well I like it, I want ACC though.
You: Have you heard of Dissidia?
Stranger: nope, I have not
You: You should look into it.
You: It's like all the FF heroes and villians all wrapped up into one,
Stranger: Sounds cool
Stranger: Have you played FFIII?
You: No I have not.
You: I only got into gaming several years ago, so I have only played the more recent ones.
Stranger: Ah, okay ^^
Stranger: Now I can't get your oppinion on who's the most badass villian: Sephiroth or the one from FFIII
You: What's his name?
Stranger: Anyways, I gotta go now, gotta play some DotA
Stranger: Dunno, never played the game
You: Ha okay.
You: Toodles.
Stranger: guess I can't say c ya
Stranger: so have a nice life!
You: You too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi
You: i love you
Stranger: i know... i'm ashley tisdale
You: really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i love my fans!
You: i love them too!
You: i am vanessa hudgens
Stranger: yeaaa.. i belive!
Stranger: therefore here I am
You: yes!besties for life!
You: [even if i have a hotter boyfriend]
Stranger: haha zac!
You: yeah,he's awesome
You: IN BED
Stranger: i know !
Stranger: he is betraying you
You: wait what
You: he is sleeping with you too?
Stranger: yesss he's incredible
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
You: I gotta go kick some ass
You have disconnected.

 

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Stranger: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Stranger: my eyes bleed
You: YES
You: KILL
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Stranger: hoihoi
Stranger: maata näkyvissä
You: ENGLISH?
Stranger: oh
You: Yep
Stranger: exciting
You: I know, right?
Stranger: yep
You: :D Mmhmmm
Stranger: asl?
You: 99/female/USA
Stranger: vittu siun kanssa
Stranger: LOPPU
You: D: Huh?!
Stranger: :D
You: Tu es stupide!
Stranger: no no no oooo
You: Oui!!!!
You: J'aime pan.
You: J'aime le pan?
You: D: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU I forgot how to say I like bread!!
You: pain?
Stranger: lölölölöl
Stranger: NYT LOPPU TUO SAATANA
You: T~T What the hell are you saying?!?!
Stranger: its finnis
Stranger: h
You: Oh.....lol
Stranger: SAATANA SE ON VAKAVA ASIA HOMP
You: D: Those last two words dont seem right to me
Stranger: :D
You: e.e What did you say...?
Stranger: VITTU SINÄ KYLLÄ YMMÄRRÄT NE KU KÄYTÄT VÄHÄN TYHMÄÄ PÄÄTÄSI!
You: D: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
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lol I just had to ruin it. Arent I just the worse?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where do you live?
You: USA
Stranger: cool :) I live in europe
You: cool
Stranger: thanks :)
Stranger: English is your first language isn't it?
You: yes
Stranger: Do you speak other languages?
You: some spanish
Stranger: :) okay.
Stranger: Dutch is my first language, but I also learn Englisch, Deutsch and French. I couldn't do spain, it's a pity
You: cool
You: boy or girl?
Stranger: Girl. You?
You: boy
Stranger: How old are you
You: CLASSIFIED
Stranger: huh?
You: I dont feel comfortable releasing my age
Stranger: awh. I understand :)
You: cool
Stranger: Have you ever been in London?
You: no
You: sadly, I've never been out of the country
Stranger: Ai. I have been in Belgium, French and Deutchland.
Stranger: By the way, if you see I am typing something that isn't correct you may say it. Because I wanna learn speak en write Englisch fluently
You: So whats your name?
Stranger: *and
You: cool
Stranger: Do you want to say your name if I do? I haven't any problems with it. But if you won't
You: do you like Chuck Norris?
Stranger: I don't know him. Can you tell me something about him? Is he an actor?
You: **** YOU
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Stranger: helloooooooooooooooooooo
You: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: How are you>
Stranger: asl??
You: ??
Stranger: Great and you?
You: 16 f ny
You: dandy
Stranger: I got go bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hmm. NY is very hated..

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ... Nice shoes
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: look up a bit
Stranger: and you'll see something nicer
Stranger: not just a d*ck
Stranger: my d*ck
You: That's pretty damn small...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: oh please be not lame
Stranger: hi
Stranger: eh?
You: sorry
Stranger: you lame?
You: so whats your name?
Stranger: Hello stranger... we are tripping our balls off... 24/F/Kentucky (Hetro) 26/M/Kentucky (Homo)... yes there are two of us ... we come as a pair... we seek only the finest of stranger amusement ...we are on round three people... help us out. please refrain from being lame old or horny k thanks :) wtf does egg mean? Are you mark? We miss mark! Best stranger ever! Why would you want to talk to us? this intro is gold... run with it damn it! You in or out?
You: **** YOU *******
You have disconnected.

weirdest conversation ever...

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 16, male, usa
Stranger: 18, female usa, texas
You: Oh cool
You: New York

they dont like new york at all...D:

 

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Stranger: hi
You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: wuts uppppppppppppp
You: so howz it goin...
Stranger: wuts your nameeeeeeeeeeee lol?
Stranger: goooooooooooood
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: Noah btw
Stranger: you gotta a babystituh?
You: yesh
Stranger: it looks like im gonna have to be your babysittuh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Sure is /b/ in here.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEEEEEEEEEEY
Stranger: YOOOO
You: whats up?
Stranger: going to disco!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The fuck....

 

A bunch of them...I bumped into 10 so far