so here's what's up im just strollin down the hallway minding my own business when out of the corner of my eye i see someone drew a picture of themselves as audrey hepburn. Naturally, I have to say something. So I pull a quote from Breakfast at Tiffany's since that's the character and I choose the quote I think is most appropriate, "I believe you are in league with the butcher." It's clever because it has esoteric implications. I come back the next day to see I have a response. Now this response is brilliant because at first I thought they were talking about my handwriting but then I finish reading and I'm taken aback by such wit. Brilliant. So I write "clever girl." A "touche," if you will. And then this morning I see they caught me on my Jurassic Park quote and drew a dinosaur. what the **** is going on right now you got me how to proceed?? not about to let this ***** out-clever me help me khv youre my only hope
i found her facebook and i see that she likes breaking bad. that gives me so many options. my response "ya got me, ***** nice magnets, btw" will either come off as funny or like the meanest most passive aggressive thing ever went through her fb pics and here's what's up -pictures of audrey hepburn dress -han solo -breaking bad -66 batman what the heck is happening? am i being punked? someone stealing all of my favorite stuff.
Write that you have been stalking up her fb page and have found out where she lives and that you will be waiting outside behind her home and actually go there, hold up an old ass stereo, and play simple and clean
