This is why

I'll never tell you that my number is 911!

 

Quickly, dial it and ask if their refrigerator is functioning correctly!!!!!!

 

They said it's working okay but the light has been kinda iffy the past few days.

 

Offer them services as a licensed refrigerator mechanist.

 

I make toys, not refridgerators.

 

It's a prank call, it doesn't matter.

 

Why is this thread full of ******s?
Replying to this post will simply make you a ******.

 

I was actually tempted to if that was really your number xD If it was then I would prank call to check on your refrigerator.

NO! LOOK ON THE BOTTOM SHELF FOR MAYONNAISE!

Uh, okay,
Hey, wait a minute!
How do you know my mayonnaise is on the bottom shelf?!
...Who is this...? ​

 

Your name is Rorschach now?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

 

What a faggy name is Rorschach, I'd lol if he called us fags with that name xD​

Ooh the drama is ON!

 

Normally i think you're cool but this post is pure wrong.

Rorschach = one of the best comic book characters ever.

 

Chuck Norris is the best comic book characters ever.PSYCH!

I was tryin' to remember why the name rang a bell. ​

 

You don't psyche using Chuck.

 

You're right. He psyche's you. And then kills you with a Round House Kick to the face. Did you know he has braille on his boots that way even the blind people know what's coming for them?​

 

Rorschach is one of the most badass comic book characters ever.

Also, calling people **** is uncool and so tottaly not called for.

******s is a less offensive and better term.

 

I do know the story. I wrote it.

...xD

I prefer Zelda fanlass.